[Verse 1]
Well, here they come in their cuffed Levi's
Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys
Black T-shirt and a bad attitude
Better not step on their blue suede shoes
Livin' in a time that's long since gone
It's not quite right, there's something wrong
Look, there goes another Betty Page
Get with it, chick, it's all the rage

[Chorus]
He's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He pissed in his pants, he's too drunk to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear

[Bridge]
There's neo-rockabilly
There's psycho-rockabilly
There's Starbucks, Orange County rockabilly
There's euro - ja-ja-wir machen-rockin' rockabilly
There's Western swing, traditional blues-influenced rockabilly
There's Australian shrimp on the barbie
Carry your surfboard to Sears to buy your rolled-up Levi's rockabilly
There's rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly
It's all too stupid, and it's just plain silly

[Chorus]
He's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He pissed in his pants, he's too drunk to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear

[Verse 2]
Well, the man at the door, he's a rockabilly guy
He said, "You can't come in, your pompadour's too high
Better grow them sideburns, get a tattoo on your neck
Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, drive a rockabilly wreck"
Has it come to this? I want a new job
Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs
It used to be fun just to play the guitar
Now I just wanna run real, real far

[Chorus]
For he's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He pissed in his pants, he's too drunk to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear
He's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He pissed in his pants, he's too drunk to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear

[Outro]
Well, thank you, thank you very much
Well *coughs*
Think I'll get another tattoo on my neck
Hey, let's go burn some rubber out the parking lot
What do you say, gang? Let's go, hahahaha