Cover art for Marilyn Monroe by Kiki Dee
Jan. 1, 19881 viewer

Marilyn Monroe Lyrics

[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
Tell me it's not true
Say it's just a story


[NARRATOR], spoken
So, did you hear the story of the Johnstone twins?
As like each other as two new pins
Of one womb, born on the self same day
How one was kept and one given away
And did you never hear how the Johnstones died
Never knowing that they shared one name
'Til the day they died when a mother cried:
"My own dear sons lie slain!"
And did ya never hear of the mother
So cruel there's a stone in place of her heart?
Then bring her on
And, come, judge for yourselves
How she came to play this part


[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
Once, I had a husband
You know the sorta chap
I met 'im at a dance
And how he came on with the chat

[MR JOHNSTONE, spoken]
Are ya dancin'? I think you're a bleedin' cracker!
[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
He said me eyes were deep blue pools
Me skin was soft as snow
He told me I was sexier than Marilyn Monroe
And we went dancin'
We went dancin'
Then, of course, I found that I was six weeks overdue

[MR JOHNSTONE, spoken]
What?!

[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
We got married at the registry

And then we 'ad a do
We 'ad curly salmon sandwiches
And how the ale did flow
They said the bride was lovelier than Marilyn Monroe

[COMPANY]
And we went dancin'
We went dancin'

[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Then the baby came along
We called him Darren Wayne
[COMPANY]
Aww!

[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Then three months on I found that I was in the club again

[MR JOHNSTONE, spoken]
I've married a bleedin' rabbit!

[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
And though I still fancied dancin'
Me 'usband wouldn't go

[MR JOHNSTONE, spoken]
Get lost!

[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
With a wife he said
Was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe
No more dancin'
No more dancin'

By the time that I was twenty-five
I looked like forty-two
With seven 'ungry mouths to feed
And one more nearly due
Me husband he walked out on me
A month or two ago

[MR JOHNSTONE, spoken]
Ta-ra!

[MRS JOHNSTONE, sung]
For a girl who they say looks a bit like Marilyn Monroe
And they go dancin'
They go dancin'
They go dancin'
They go dancin'

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The musical begins at the end: The Johnstone twins lie dead. Mickey accidentally shot Eddie and the police shot Mickey in response. Mrs Johnstone, their mother, attempted to stop them by telling the two brothers the truth about their origins. This ties into the superstition that Mrs Lyons invented, that:

“If twins separated at birth learn that they were once one of a pair they will both immediately die.”

While it was only made up to scare Mrs Johnstone, sadly it ends up ringing true because as soon as the twins find out they’re related they are both killed. The Narrator later, however, challenges the audience on this point bringing up that it could have actually been the social class divide between the brothers that led to this awful moment.

This first song not only sets up the premise but also introduces one of the main themes of the show: Comparisons to the life and death of Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe’s career consisted of being a glamorous model, actress, and sex symbol. She was well-known in popular media. However, in the 1960s her career and personal life began to decline, and on August 5, 1962 her psychiatrist found her dead in her bedroom. She had taken her own life due to depression and anxiety.

Mrs Johnstone, throughout the show, draws comparisons between her own life and the life of others to the actress. Various men in the show compare Mrs Johnstone’s looks to the actress during high points of her life, giving her self confidence. She also, later, prays that her son Mickey will “…be OK, not like poor Marilyn Monroe”, implying that it’s during a time when Monroe’s career was in decline.
Drawing parallels to popular culture is a means for both the the speaker and audience to get a better feel for a situation. Practically everyone had heard of or has heard of Marilyn Monroe, and thus it’s an easy comparison to draw for Mrs Johnstone during her story to help listeners understand.

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