For ten long years
I'm married to Mari-Yootch
For Mari-Yootch
I walk-a the pooch

For ten long years
I love-a my Mari-Yootch
But Mari-Yootch
She love-a the pooch

When she buys the doggy food
She's careful as can be
Before she give it to the dog
She tries it out on me

For ten long years
I'm married to Mari-Yootch
But Mari-Yootch
She love-a the pooch

Hey Joe, whaddya know?
My dog got all the luck
My wife, she calls him "poochy dear"
And me she tries to duck
Because my wife Mari-Yootch, she's got a heart of stone
My pooch he eats all the meat
And me, I eat the bone

For ten long years
I'm married to Mari-Yootch
For Mari-Yootch
I walk-a the pooch

For ten long years
I love-a my Mari-Yootch
But Mari-Yootch
She love-a the pooch

I thought we'd have a lotta kids
But by-and-by I've found
She married me to have someone
To walk the dog around

For ten long years
I'm married to Mari-Yootch
But pretty soon
I've poisoned the pooch

I had a lot of trouble
Everyday and every night
I'm afraid there's just no way
Because the dog, he bite

For ten long years
I'm married to Mari-Yootch
But Mari-Yootch
She love-a the pooch
I walk-a the pooch
[?] the pooch
My Mari-Yootch
She should-a married the pooch