[Intro]
Ow!

[Verse 1]
Everybody
Get on the floor
What the hell'd you come here for?
Girl, it ain't no use
You might as well get loose
Work your body like a whore
Say, everybody
Get on the beat
We're gonna show you mothers how to scream
People everywhere, loosen up your hair
Take a deeper breath and sing along with me, yes
Are you ready?

[Chorus]
Everybody, everybody, ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Oh, everybody, say ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance

[Verse 2]
Everybody (Everybody), loosen up
Shake it like you just don't care (Shake it like you just don't care)
Nevermind your friends
Girl, it ain't no sin
To strip right down to your underwear
I say, everybody, mmh (Everybody)
Screw the masses
We only want to have some fun (I only wanna have some fun)
I say do whatever we want
Wear lingerie to a restaurant
Police ain't got no gun
You don't have to run

[Chorus]
Everybody, ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Everybody say ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Ooh

Everybody, clap your hands now

All the white people, clap your hands on the four now

One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three
Listen to me

[Verse 3]
I don't wanna be a poet
'Cause I don't wanna blow it
I don't care to win awards
All I wanna do is dance (Yeah)
Play music, sex, romance
And try my best to never get bored (Oh)
If you feel all right, lemme hear you scream
Yeah

[Chorus 2]
Somebody say –
Dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance)
Somebody say –
Dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance)
Somebody say –
Dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance)
Everybody say –
Dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Oh, say sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance)
Everybody dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Everybody, say sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance, D.M.S.R.)
Everybody dance (Dance)
Music (Music)
Everybody, say sex (Sex)
Romance (Romance, D.M.S.R.)
Ow!

Ow!

Oh!
[Spoken Interlude]
Jamie Starr's a thief
It's time to fix your clock
Vanity 6 is so sweet
Now you can all take a bite of my purple rock, can we stop?

[Outro]
Are you ready? (Hey)
Everybody, sing this song now
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Everybody, sing it
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Negroes, say
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Puerto Ricans, say
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Everybody, sing this song
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
All the white people in the house, say ooh (ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Japanese, say one time
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Everybody, sing together, say
Ooh (Ooh)
All right (All right)
Dance, music, sex, romance
Somebody, call the police (Somebody, call the police)
Say ooh, ooh, yeah
(Help me, someone, please help me, somebody, help me)