[Intro]
It's your girl Samyra
Coming at ya ‘bout the plus sizes
Brands, listen closely, please

[Verse 1]
If you want plus sizes to sell
Why you keep makin’ them ugly as hell?
Why do I gotta get it in the mail?
Why can't I go to the store like everybody else?
Ooh, everybody else, they got it on the shelf
They got it on the rack, they got it in the back
I gotta wait for the stock online
Baby, why? When I am this fine


[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh
Babop, Babop
Babop, Babop, Babop
Sell the plus sizes, sell the plus sizes
Sell the plus sizes, sell the plus sizes

[Post-Chorus]
This an advertisement, this an advertisement
This an advertisement, advertisement, advertisement
For the plus sizes, for the plus sizes
For the plu-plu-plu-plu-plu-plus sizes

[Verse 2]
They said, “Big-back bitch, get to the back”
They said, “Big-back bitch, you wan’ a snack?”
Well, this big-back bitch, she got the stacks
So put big-back bitch clothes on the racks (Yeah, yeah, say that, say that)
Ooh, on the rack-a-roni, move and shake it for me
Ooh, we shaking and quaking, the brands are phony
Ooh, the brands are phony, ooh, they need a Tony
They need an Emmy, Oscar, Grammy ‘cause this shit bologna
The way they be faking like they’re making all the sizes
If you ain’t got at least a 4X, you ain’t trying, ooh
So give it to us, baby, give us our gots
Give it to us, give it to us when we step on the spot, ooh

[Chorus]
Babop, Babop
Babop, Babop
Babop, Babop, Babop
Sell the plus sizes, sell the plus sizes
Sell the plus sizes, sell the plus sizes

[Post-Chorus]
This an advertisement (Ooh), advertisement (Ooh)
Advertisement, advertisement, advertisement (Ooh)
For the plus sizes (Yeah)
For the plus sizes (Yeah)
For the plu-plu-plu-plu-plu-plus sizes (Yeah)

[Refrain]
If it look like you can fit it, bitch, you better go and get it (Ooh)
If it look like you can fit it, bitch, you better get up in it (Uh-huh)
If it look like you can fit it, bitch, you better go and spend it
(Say that, Say that, Say that, Say that) And it look like you can fit it, bitch, so you betta go and get it
Babop, Babop, Babop, Babop (Talk yo shit, ‘Myra!)
Babop, Babop, Babop
Go and get it
Babop, Babop, Babop, Babop
Babop, Babop, Babop
Go and get it
Go and get it, yeah

[Outro]
And brands, while we at it
Uhm, can we please get some plus-size mannequins, ASAP?
Uh, can we also get some models online
Uhm, that are above a size 16?
Me personally, I cannot look at a size 8
And determine if I could wear the 24
And stop calling yourself inclusive if you stop at a 3X
Good night everybody, Babop!