[Intro]
Wait, is this Emily Jane

[Verse]
Emma Watson, I'm Harry Styles (1D)
I'd like to show you, and take you around for a while (For a while)
I just had a potsticker (Yes)
It was so yum (mmm)
I dipped in in vinegar, woo
I love when Louie comes over
And Liam and Harry, oh wait that's me again
I love myself, I love myself
I am Harry Styles from the fourteenth century (Is that Emily Jane)
And I, woah, woah, I wrote a book
I wrote a book about my time in One Direction
It was a great book, a lot of very big book, a lot of things were in it (Innit)
I wrote about my life and my best, best friends
Liam, Niall, and Loum, and Harry, and Zach, and Zayn
They were my bestest, bestest boys, we loved each other
Leo kissed me, Louie kissed me, Louie kissed me
But I loved it and he did it on the tour bus

[Outro]
On the tour bus
He did it and he leaned over and kissed myself (I love me)
Where'd the beat go