June 2, 2008

Bryce Dallas Gets Some Action: Take Two

After being touted as "the next big thing," Bryce Dallas Howard did what most suddenly hot actors do: She flamed out. Jumping from genre to genre didn't help and her...

Photo of the Century!

Wow, I have never seen such unbridled passion from TomKat before. Sure, they used to go for big, Hollywood kisses on red carpets and jump on couches to declare their...

Depp & Burton: Together Again!

Turning my Monday into a fun-day (and apparently a pun-day) is the news that my favorite director Tim Burton might be re-teaming up with his favorite actor Johnny Depp! If...

Reese's New Hair: Love It or Hate It?

Hmmm, a short bob, huh? I don't know if I'm loving the new 'do that Reese Witherspoon debuted yesterday. Heart-shaped faces typically look best with longer hair and bangs --...

I'd Give A Million Dollars To Know...

Up until this point, the most pressing celeb-related mystery on my mind was, "What really goes on behind closed doors at the TomKat household?" Like, does Tom Cruise actually talk...

Put 'Em Away Jennifer Hudson

I've never been a big Jennifer Hudson fan. Wouldn't vote for her on "American Idol," didn't think she deserved the Oscar (Adrianna Barraza wuz robbed!) and I hated her in...

When a Train of Thought Derails

"Oh Toni Marchette, why did you have to go chasing your cat Trouble out in the rain? That scene with Dylan cradling your dead body was the most emotional a...

Sonogram Says: Metrosexual!

I don't know if you heard but when Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got their three-month ultrasound the doctor told them some very happy news: Their baby already has flat-ironed...

DUET AND DEBATE FOR MARSALIS

SPRING fever was in bloom at Jazz at Lin coln Center's seasonal gala at its Time Warner Center home the other night. Grammy-winning headliner Patti Austin and JALC's artistic direc...

SCHARF SURF'S UP

RECESSSION? What recession? Artist Kenny Scharf still thinks Hamptonites, some of whom are fighting off foreclosures, have enough money left over to buy a $15,000 surfboard - designed by him,...

PLEASE, DON'T GET REAL

JUDGING by the crowd at the Brooklyn Academy of Music the other night, locals are none too thrilled that MTV's "Real World" plans to move in. When Brooklyn Borough President...

SANDAL QUEST

DESIGNER Patricia Field went to the ends of the earth to get "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker the magical pair of gold Christian Dior gladiator sandals she...

UNDER A FALSE IMPRESSION

DESPITE online reports saying otherwise, a black-and-white photo of a half-naked Al Reynolds in Under Armour underwear is not an ad for the company. Fashion Web sites that posted the...

TAXING TIMES FOR OLBERMANN

PROFESSIONAL angry person Keith Olbermann favors tax-and-spend liberals, but he didn't pay his own taxes. OlbermannWatch.com reports that New York state has issued a tax warrant or judgment against the...

FULL-TIME GUY

SEN. Hillary Clinton's campaign insists Rep. Anthony Weiner has been a full-on surrogate who also spends time stumping for her on his own - and isn't traveling at their expense...

LEROY HOAXERS IN FALLING-OUT

LAURA Albert is on the warpath over a new book about the JT LeRoy hoax being written by the one-time friend she hired to portray the fake teen-writing sensation. In...

FALLING SHORT

HEY, Terrell Owens - time to spiff up that wardrobe. Spies tell us the Dallas Cowboys' wide receiver tried to get into the Bank Nightclub at Bellagio in Las Vegas...

LOHAN: NOT OK

Lindsay Lohan has apparently passed on an offer by OK! magazine to say she's gay. Insiders told Page Six that Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover...

STILL HOT 'N' COZY

ASHLEY Olsen is continuing her fling with "National Treasure" hottie Justin Bartha, Lydia Hearst's ex. The other night the couple attended a birthday party for Olsen's publicist, Nicole Car uso,...

OUT OF DATE

POWER producer Mark Ronson wants to know why his indie-rock pals don't show up on Page Six any longer. He told Room 100 magazine, "Can you imagine if you picked...

ON-SITE RESEARCH

WESLEY Snipes seems to be pretty confident he'll avoid jail time. The tax evader - who's rumored to be starring in "Brooklyn's Finest," which is in pre-production - was recently...

PETA GROWLS AT ILLUSIONISTS

LAST week I reported on Siegfried and Roy, whose careers as star Vegas illusion ists were shattered when their white tiger Montecore savagely tore into Roy. I now report PETA's...

  翻译: