July 2, 2008

Happy Birthday Lohan

Happy birthday, Lindsay Dee Lohan. I didn't know what to get you, so I figured some genuine sentiments were in order. It should be said, I'm a big fan of...

Celine Dion The Movie. Seriously.

So the other night I was just having a quiet night in when I stumbled on a movie that was so terrible, so horrible, so very bad that I simply...

Putting the "Pot" in Harry Potter

Are you ready to watch Harry Potter freebase? How about seeing a sexed-up Hermione Granger? Well, according to Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" is very similar to...

"Friends" Movie: Are We Talking About This Again?

Every year or so I feel like someone does a story about a "Friends" reunion movie. Well, here we are again, but I'm a little more inclined to think that...

Kelly Ripa Has A Charmed Life

Look how cute Kelly Ripa and her hubby Mark Consuelos are. Riding a Vespa around the city as if they were adorable tourists in Greece or something. Don't you get...

Throw J. Lo a Bone

How can you tell that Jennifer Lopez is plain exhausted from being a new mom? When she's so tired that resting on Marc Anthony's jagged edge of a shoulder seems...

MUSICAL GENES

UBER-hip musical siblings Sam and Mark Ronson have some competition from inside their own clan. Foreigner guitar man Mick Jones was married to Sam and Mark's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, until...

FIRST-HAND SEX

BAR Refaeli doesn't like used goods. The supermodel, co-host of "Tommy Hilfiger Presents Ironic Iconic America," an upcoming Bravo special, took a cross-country trip to look at American pop culture,...

H'WOOD SPLIT GOOD FOR JESSICA

ROSE McGowan's breakup with her fiancé, director Robert Rodriguez, could be good news for some other actresses, who could end up with the leading roles she was set to play...

BUYING BIG

BRETT Ratner was the biggest celebrity at the launch party for Taschen's provocative page turner "The Big Penis Book." A source told Page Six the Hollywood director showed up at...

POOPING ON ALEC

ALEC Baldwin - who would prefer to see carriage horses euthanized than plying their trade in Manhattan - led a recent protest to eliminate the industry. Now he's in deep...

JITNEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

THE suits at Hamptons Jitney weren't amused by "The Hamptons Dictionary," a humorous guide to the local lingo written by local author Miles Jaffe. The Disinformation Company Ltd., which published...

CASTING PRINCES A GOOD SHOT

PRINCES William and Harry may be ready for their close-ups. The mak- ers of "Of Kings & Cowboys," a drama about the glamorous international polo circuit, hope to get the...

CAPTAIN SMART

Derek Jeter won't deny that his love life is legendary - and he also admits this page is the place to read about it. "Prowess. That's a good one ....

SMOKE-BUSTER

CANDACE Bushnell's friends want her to quit smoking. Unlike her "Sex and the City" character Carrie Bradshaw, Candace is still lighting up - and her friend, Self magazine editor-in-chief Lucy...

CLEAN SLATE

HE wasn't the winner of VH1 dud "America's Most Smartest Model," but Russian male model Andre Birleanu might be winning his good name back. Last October, the hunk was arrested...

ACTOR JUGGLES GOALS

COULD Alessandro Nivola's passion for soccer be undermining his attempts at Holly wood stardom? The actor, who starred in the underwhelming movie "Goal" along side David Beckham, was the talk...

NEW MUSICAL'S GETTING IN TUNE

TOMMY Tune's special July 4th rec ipes. For cole slaw: Jalapenos diced. Thinly sliced scallions. Spice packet from Ramen dry noodles package. Rice wine vinegar. Olive oil. Slivers of toasted...

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