For her 28th birthday, Christina Aguilera held a “Clockwork Orange” themed party in Hollywood for her droogs at, what I can only imagine, was a venue made up to look like the Korova Milk Bar.
After a few pints to fill her up, X-tina headed out into the night for a bit of the old ultra-violence with her band of dancing ruffians – and if you didn’t already assume Christina had a supersize phallic sculpture in her home, I think the truth is incredibly clear now. Then in a true bit of irony, she had her eyelids strapped open and was forced to watch the”Genie in a Bottle” video over and over.
She was cured all right.
Yes, I’m sure a pop star’s birthday is exactly what author Anthony Burgess and director Stanley Kubrick had in mind.