June 25, 2009

What Michael Jackson Meant To Me

One of my biggest frustrations in life is that I was never able to moonwalk. I know it sounds silly, but I can't even begin to count the hours I...

First Look: Kutcher & Heigl Marked For Death

Kicking things off is a clip from Katherine's new movie, "The Awful Truth." In the scene (age restricted kiddies) Gerard Butler breaks down the guy rules. Spoiler alert: it involves...

Before They Were 'Housewives'

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & GossipVH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & GossipVH1 TV Shows | Music Videos...

'Megan Wants A Millionaire,' I Want A Tivo Season Pass

OK, don't judge me, but I love VH1 celebreality. And while I know I'm not alone, I can't expect everyone to be as evolved as I and admit such potentially...

Posh Beckham Confuses Me

I can't decide what's worse -- the fact that I said, "Oh man, Katie Holmes' legs look amazing" upon seeing this picture of Victoria Beckham, or that I wrote a...

'So You Think' Sexy Costumes Equal A Good Dance?

1. Melissa & AdeI don't know if it was Melissa's costume, Ade's hips or the combination of the two, but their Rumba was one of the sexiest, most genuine routines...

Brandy's 'Too Little Too Late' Leaks, And It's Just That

This new Brandy track, "Too Little, Too Late" just spilled all over the Internet like a bowl of Skittles. A big, huge bowl of stale-ass Skittles. The title of this...

Myleene Klass: 'Speidi Fascinates Me'

PW: What makes watching celebrities in the jungle good TV?Myleene: It's real life. There are no directors, managers, spin doctors, stylists or support groups. These celebrities have to answer for...

Inappropriate Cameron Diaz 'Box' Joke Here

There is one movie that has bouncing around the release schedule for some time and I've been lying in wait for it to land on my flipper so I could...

'Real Worlder' CJ: See You Soon

Last night kicked off the 22nd (swear) season of "The Real World," this time set in Cancun. The cast's reaction to finding out the location was priceless. It was if...

Pete Wentz Claims Fall Out Boy Split Not True ... Sorta'

Bassist and proud papa Pete Wentz tweeted earlier this week that his most recent Fall Out Boy CD, 2008's "Folie a Deux," may be the band's "swan song." But today...

Triple Your Premiere Party Pleasure

You can pretty much stumble over a red carpet any night of the week in Hollywood, but coming across three in the span of only a few hours is crazy....

Want to Feel Like an Unaccomplished Chump? Listen to Care Bears on Fire

Care Bears on Fire consists of three rock-drenched teen girls who may just be the most adorably brilliant thing since the return of the skinny jean.OK, so I don't really...

Kanye West's Sneaker Line is Promo-sexual

This month marks the release of Kanye West's new Louis Vuitton shoe line. So kids, grab that $800 you've been keeping in your Furby and head on down to your...

GLORIA VANDERBILT'S BOOK OF FANTASIES

'I have filled a bowl with warm, sug ared cream ready to circle my breasts, exciting them to swell into the size you most favor for biting. Knowing they were...

ROGEN'S PASTA PIGOUT

SETH Rogen seems to have given up on his diet. The once-portly actor, who slimmed down significantly for his role in the upcoming movie "The Green Hornet," was spotted wolfing...

HARD-SCHOOL FUND-RAISING

LE Cirque was a target-rich environment on Monday. Rep. Carolyn Maloney, who's trying to mount a challenge to Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, spent most of her time at a bash honoring...

STASI WOMEN: WHAT A TRIO!

LIKE mother, like daughter, like niece . . . The Stasi girls set both media coasts ablaze Tuesday with double-header wins, The Post's Linda Stasi reports (or kvells). At the...

BOOK BASH BIT OF A ZOO

WHEN Geoffrey Bradfield throws a party, he puts P.T. Barnum to shame. To launch his new book, "Ex Arte," the interior decorator took over the Versailles-like mansion at 60 E....

JACKIE ONASSIS SEDUCED MARLON BRANDO

MARLON Brando enjoyed two nights of passionate sex with Jacqueline Kennedy and wanted to bare the intimate details to the world, a new book reveals. In "Bobby and Jackie: A...

RUSSELL SIMMONS FINDS NEW GAL

IT didn't take long for Russell Simmons to find a new squeeze. The hip-hop mogul, who was dating grapefruit heiress Julie Henderson, is now with French actress/model Noemie Lenoir (above)....

WINTOUR PUSHES ENVOY AGENDA

ANNA Wintour hasn't given up on her dream of becoming an ambassador just yet. The Vogue editrix, who's been on a publicity tour lately, was seen wooing White House social...

LOCK HIM UP

JIM Cramer has no sense of irony. The CNBC blowhard went on air this week blasting reports that Goldman Sachs employees are set to get the highest bonuses ever after...

CARTOON LIVES

CAROLINE Kennedy is a comic book. The onetime US Senate hopeful from New York is the star of an unauthorized illustrated bio, "Female Force: Caroline Kennedy," out this week. "It...

STEAKHOUSE HEX

MAYBE Kate Hudson should go watch Alex Rodriguez in person. The single mom is following the Yankees to be with her boyfriend. But instead of going to Turner Field to...

CIGAR SURPRISE

HARRISON Ford got pulled into a wacky publicity stunt the other day when two hotties in black tank tops, shorts and high-heels sneaked past security on the set of his...

I DO . . . I SUE

MARTINA Navratilova has been hit with a multimillion-dollar lawsuit in Florida by a former lover who claims the tennis great wed her, then cruelly dumped her eight years later. Toni...

FIND THAT KID

KODAK is stepping up to help a British boy who tried to give Megan Fox a yellow rose last week. The sultry actress was photographed at the London premiere of...

BLACK-EYE BEEF

PEREZ Hilton is suing Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina for giving him a black eye on Sunday night outside a Toronto club. The flamboyant blogger, whose real name is...

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