June 26, 2009
Introducing The Eleph-anda
How much am I loving these elephants painted like panda's to celebrate the birth of a new cub at the Chiang Mai zoo in Tokyo? Enough to ele-faint! Wokka wokka!For...
A New Movie Starring Jennifer Garner, Ricky Gervais, Jason Bateman, Tina Fey, Rob Lowe, Christopher Guest, Jonah Hill and Patrick Stewart. Has Your Brain Exploded Yet?
Ever since it was announced that Ricky Gervais would be making his feature film directorial debut with a script he co-wrote, I have been tingly with anticipation. Then he went...
Has Spider-Man Completed Casting?
And now word has broken that the always brilliant Alan Cumming will be playing the nefarious Green Goblin, who acts as one of the show's main villains. One of the...
Ogling Random Celebrities Non-Famous Significant Others, Just Cuz
Brad Garrett and mystery girlfriend Emile Hirsch & girlfriend Brianna DomontKylie Minogue & boyfriend Andres VelencosoPhoto: WireImage; SplashNewsOnline
'American Idol' Hops On My Journey Train
I know that I'm not the first Jersey boy to tout Journey as the best band in history but ever since "The Sopranos" finale in 2007, I have felt the...
Michael Jackson's 20 Best Music Videos
Michael Jackson is the only thing I can think about today. For the past two hours, in an attempt to escape from the shadows and caverns of my depressing cubicle,...
Eko Ready To Get 'Lost" Again
Guess who's coming back to "Lost?" Guess who's coming back to "Lost?" Oh, do you hear an echo, because I heard it's Eko! Sorry, I had to.In a new interview...
Bruno Drags His Mirrorballs All Over Hollywood
For the sixth global premiere of "Bruno," Sacha Baron Cohen continued to outfit himself in an escalating array of ever-more awesome costumes. This time he slipped into a military-inspired ensemble...
Guy & David's Refreshing Day Out
I am a firm believer that there should be no verbal distinction between adopted children and biological children in blended families -- why should Zahara be referred to as Brad...
Depp + Fox = Letterman's Sexiest Show, Ever
The gods of sex descended upon The Ed Sullivan theater last night as both Johnny Depp and Megan Fox placed their much-lusted-after asses into David Letterman's couch. Johnny went first,...
CHLOE PLAYS IT COY ON CLUBS
CHLOE Sevigny is no shy lass, and as host of the Nightlife Preservation Community launch at M2 the other night, she was expected by clubowners and promoters to make a...
KEEP IT DRY
DOESN'T Lou Reed (above) know that booze is the fuel of rock 'n' roll? Reed was performing at the Whitney Museum the other night and insisted the bar be closed...
BAD 'WEEK' FOR MORNING JOE
MSNBC host Joe Scarborough was all set to appear this Sunday on ABC's "This Week" with George Stephanopoulos until yesterday, when Scarborough canceled because David Gregory, the host of NBC's...
ELIOT EDITED OUT
REGULARS at the National Press Club in Washington were snickering this week when they noticed the photo of Eliot Spitzer had quietly been removed from the wall where images of...
ROYAL WATCH
PRINCE Andrew (above) was in full bachelor mode at the Monkey Bar Wednesday night. Our spy reports the Duke of York was "fixated" on fetching fashion heiress Valesca Guerrand-Hermes and,...
ONE SHE MISSED
NORA Ephron has one big regret about her brief stint as a White House intern in 1961 -- not jumping into bed with President Kennedy. "Jack Kennedy was one of...
CHANGING TASTE
"THE City" starlet Whitney Port is over her rocker-guy phase. MTV's blond fashionista, who broke it off with hipster musician Jay Lyon last month, "has a new man in her...
WOODY PATROL
ALL eyes were on Woody Harrelson when he was spotted in the bar of the Jane Hotel at about 1:30 a.m. Saturday. One spy said the star nearly knocked him...
'MATCHMAKER' IN ARREARS
BRAVO has a knack for creating reality-TV monsters, but the cable channel outdid itself with Patti Stanger, "The Millionaire Matchmaker." Stanger, who's seen on her show screaming at clients to...
ALL ABOUT BOB
BOB Dylan and The Band made some legendary music together, but it sounds like there's no love lost between them. . "Playing with Bob is a job . . ....
FARRAH WAS NATURAL BEAUTY INSIDE & OUT
LAST year long ago I knew Farrah Fawcett wasn't going to make it. A) I wasn't willing to be the one to say it and B) I wanted to believe...