June 28, 2009
HANKY-SKANKY POLS RISING TO OCCASION
MICHAEL JACKSON'S passing zapped that horny randy Gover nor Mark Whatsisface right off the front pages. As The Good Book nearly tells us: "Mark the perfect man and behold the...
SPITZER: I'M NO MARK SANFORD
THERE'S a huge difference between what South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford did, and what ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer did. "I didn't fall in love with any of them," Spitzer...
MICHAEL MUSTO PLAYS CHAPLAIN FOR SAME-SEX COUPLES
WHETHER it's legal in New York or not, Village Voice columnist Michael Musto is performing at least two same-sex marriage ceremonies tonight at Susanne Bartsch's party at Greenhouse. To celebrate...
ANGELA LANSBURY MISSES BEA ARTHUR
ANGELA Lansbury (above) couldn't stop herself from crying the other day as she was honored with a State Senate Gay Pride Award at City Hall, where a clip was played...
PAUL SHAFFER SPILLS ON ROCK GROUPIE
PAUL Shaffer doesn't want anybody to think he's a "perennial loser in all things sexual" -- so David Letterman's croaky-voiced bandleader is baring a wild night he had with a...
COURIC'S MESSAGE TO PHOTOGS: NO SHOTS
KATIE Couric (above) likes to keep her private life private, so she declined to pose for photos the other night at Greenhouse with young beau Brooks Perlin. "She emphatically said...
RICKY RUBIO GETS TASTE OF GOOD LIFE
RICKY Rubio hasn't even played his first NBA game yet, but the Spanish hoops star is already getting a taste of the good life. Sources say Armani dressed the 18-year-old...
RUSSELL SIMMONS' EX REBOUNDS
GRAPEFRUIT heiress Julie Henderson has rebounded from Russell Simmons. After the hip-hop mogul dropped the 23-year-old swimsuit model in favor of 29-year-old model Noemie Lenoir, a spy tells Page Six...
SILENCED VOICE
LOST amid the frenzy over Michael Jackson's and Farrah Fawcett's passings was the death of a forgotten rock idol. Sky Saxon, who succumbed to heart and kidney failure Thurs day...
IMMORTAL GEORGE
GEORGE Washington could have turned into a Frankenstein's monster had his personal physician prevailed. In "Strange But True, America," out in August from Lone Pine, John Hafnor and Dale Crawford...