I think we were all curious what a Danielle Staub-free version of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” would look like — turns out, it resembles a drama-free show I have no intention of watching. Also known as “Real Housewives of Miami.”
Or at least that’s my snap judgement after watching this two and a half minute preview that reintroduces us to Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline before ushering in a pair of new faces: Teresa’s cousin Kathy (pink) and her sister-in-law Melissa (ice blue).
Neither of whom bring the kind of chaos that will have me heading back to the Garden State.
“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” starts May 16 at 9pm on Bravo
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