“Glee” returns tonight with a brand new episode that revolves around Mercedes (finally!) embracing her inner diva and becoming a rider-loving, green M&M demanding, solo stealing beeyotch!
This inspired the crew at Fox to find out what the cast would ask for if they were really divas (I’ll let Lea Michele’s absence speak for itself). And while everyone has decent demands, there’s a two-way tie for the raddest prereq.
Harry Shum Jr would ask for a Segway (and then awesomely demonstrates what he’d look like riding one) while Darren Criss would enjoy being carried everywhere by magical creatures. For example, unicorns. A sight that might actually be gayer than Blaine & Kurt’s kiss a few episodes back.
Check out the rest of the demands below:
“Glee” airs Tuesdays at 8pm on Fox
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