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If you DON'T work in marketing PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO WORK IN MARKETING HR Rep? Keep scrolling. Sales Exec? Keep scrolling. Fishmonger? DON’T YOU DARE READ ANY FURTHER. GO SELL SOME TROUT. THE PEOPLE NEED TROUT. This post is ONLY for people who work in marketing. You see, whenever we post an advert on here, we always get comments saying “this is just marketing for people who work in marketing”. So, we've decided to do some marketing that is DEFINITELY just for people who work in marketing. If you work in marketing, please look at these adverts and then buy our cereal. If you don’t work in marketing WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WE TOLD YOU NOT TO. IS NOTHING SACRED ANY MORE?

  • Two billboards - the left one says "if you don't work in marketing, please ignore this advert" - the right one says "please buy our cereal"
  • This billboard is a flowchart. It says "do you work in marketing?" "Yes" Please buy our cereal. "no" "While we would love it if you bought our cereal, we're afraid you don't get your own advert. Soz."
  • This billboard says ROI in massive letters, then underneath it says "now that we've got the attention of people who work in marketing, please buy our cereal"
  • This billboard says "please buy our cereal" It's high protein, zero sugar, and perfect for humans. Buy it now from eatsurreal.co.uk

Then we've highlighted the headline, selling points, product image target audience, call to action and website url
  • This billboard is a screenshot of an email

It says "can you write a cereal advert that will only appeal to people who work in marketing? Fake a screenshot of an internal email or something? Make sure to include "high protein" "zero sugar" and tag summat on the end about how we're in Sainsbury's.
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Husam Ahmed

COO of Aqua Linen Commercial Laundry | Alpixel | Smart BnB | Smart Living Property

5mo

From: Sales Manager Subject: Logo and USP's Can we please add all the ingredients on there just in case someone might like one of the many ingredients? Also, can we add the latest blog post on there too, just like take the main bits out and put it on there? Last thing, I promise, can we make the logo a bit bigger but not too big just. a bit. Thanks. P.s: Can we have it done in the next five minutes because we have a presentation to do? Cheers! Kind regards, Sales Manager

Vanesa Mitzkas

Expert Corporate Advertising & Branding

5mo

Was the double space after ''in'' in the text on the ROI one left for OCD marketers to notice and freak out? 🤣

Maca Garzón

Marketing Manager: Social Branding | Brand and Communications 👩🏽💻

5mo

Website URL. On a billboard. That nobody can click. IM LOVING THIS TOO MUCH 😂

Lewis Ramos

Design and Marketing Specialist

5mo

I love how the theme of your marketing IS marketing, and in turn it has brought so much attention to your marketing team and therefore your product. MARKETCEPTION.

Curro Piqueras

Executive Creative Director at DUDE:London | Top 10 UK agency by LBB

5mo

-I work in marketing. -I buy your cereal. -I think I get your adverts as they are clearly made for me, my marketing/advertising colleagues and nobody else. What should I do next?

Alex Drummond

C-Suite network facilitator | Delivering strategic B2B events | Daddy to two girls | Volunteer | Mental health & addiction mentor | Sports fanatic

5mo

I work in Sales. I read your post because you told me not to 🤣

Pasquale Laudando

Marketing Manager at Basor Electric

5mo

High protein? That's what she (the ad) said ✅ Good taste? I suppose, but I can't know for sure❗️ Marketers campaign? Check ✅ Random use of Comic Sans to catch attention? Check ✅ Delivery/Selling in Spain? ⛔️ Availability of myself to receive some samples totally for free to fix this issue? Absolute check ✅✅✅

Keren Lerner

Custom design and WordPress for SMEs, charities and membership organisations 🔆 Bespoke design and communication 🔆 Design and strategy-led marketing 🔆 Founder and CEO of Top Left Design

5mo

I do work in marketing, so I am allowed to read this. And in fact I was going to buy this cereal. It’s been popping up on my Instagram. And now this post and ad campaign means that now I’ll do it sooner! I appreciate it when food businesses make the effort with messaging, design, copywriting and cross platform promotions. Is there a promo code for marketers?

Phil Ranta

COO, Fixated - Digital Media Veteran / Building Digital Businesses, Moving Culture

5mo

I work in marketing so I totally get it. I feel bad for everyone that doesn't.

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