With Halloween just a week away, time’s running out to get your costume locked down. There are plenty of solo sexy ones online, and tons of ideas for clever couples get-ups. But if you’re in a three-person relationship, you might be stuck on what to dress your throuple as.
May we suggest:
• The Powerpuff Girls
• The Beastie Boys
• The Three Stooges, but slutty
• Snap, Crackle, and Pop
• The Anne Geddes bunny babies
• Lisa Vanderpump, zombie Ken Vanderpump, zombie Giggy Vanderpump
• Three evolutions of literally any Pokémon
• The distracted boyfriend meme
• Cerberus
• Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, “Piggy Smalls”
• Prince Charles, Princess Diana, Camilla Parker-Bowles
• The Holy Trinity
• A human centipede
• Elon Musk, Grimes, Azealia Banks
• Strega Nona, Big Anthony, the Magical Pasta Pot
• Kim, Kanye, Kris
• Ahab, his leg, Moby Dick
• Don Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, FaceTune
• Igneous rock, metamorphic rock, sedimentary rock
• The Triple Goddess
• Heaven, hell, purgatory
• Sun sign, rising sign, moon sign
• This watercolor painting of the original Chapo hosts
• Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli
• Enya, the Oscar she should have won for Best Original Song for her contribution to the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack, the Golden Globe she should have won for Best Original Song for her contribution to the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack
• Betty, Archie, Veronica (Riverdale version)
• Paul Giamatti in Billions, Paul Giamatti in Sideways, Paul Giamatti in John Adams
• Timothée Chalamet, Armie Hammer, a peach
• These three Saint Bernard siblings
• Three ghosts
