When life gives you beef, make it into a protein-packed dinner. Camila Cabello doesn’t understand why everyone, including Kendrick Lamar, is feuding with Drake, who is featured on two tracks of Cabello’s latest album C’XOXO. She tells The Times that Drake is a “delight” and hopes that he and Lamar could work it out on the remix over a nice meal: “It’s so frustrating to see people talk about someone you know in a way that is negative. You’re like, ‘Dang, if only you guys could just have dinner or something.’” Negative is one way to describe the allegations made against Drake, which include a secret daughter and being called a “certified pedophile” by Lamar. As for the perfect meal for hashing it out, the evening would probably take place at a Nobu and have to include many, many courses to cover all of the drama; some courses might be repeated six times in a row just to keep things consistent.
