[Verse 1: Laura Les]
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim into ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

[Chorus: Laura Les & Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

[Post-Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Verse 2: Dylan Brady]
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in thе knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
At 7-Elеven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to sto—

[Verse 3: Laura Les]
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

[Chorus: Laura Les & Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

[Post-Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Bridge: Dylan Brady]
Oh
(She'll turn you to stone)

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

[Outro: Laura Les]
Stop