[Chorus: 8Ball & MJG]
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
Alcohol, pussy, and weed

[Verse 1: 8Ball]
Yeah, let's toast put your cups and your drugs in the air
Put your hood in the air, make the bitches stop and stare
Get crunk put your pistols in the air, make 'em pop
Get buck 'til the police have to come and make us stop
Hennessy, Grey Goose, 1800 of Patron
Keep drinking double shots 'til the whole bottle gone
Get fucked up and try to take a piece of pussy home
Niggas acting up, Corona bottle to his dome
Where the dro? Cut the cigarillos straight down the middle
Make the blunts real big, hold a drink and sip a little
Boys with that bread throw it around make the world know
Been around the world country crib where the fam go
Big booty lady in the front row at all my shows
Singing all the words and pulling on my new clothes
And I was told everything glitter ain't gold
After my hustlin' over y'all know what I'm looking for

[Chorus: 8Ball & MJG]
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(All my niggas like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Even bitches like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(All my niggas like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Even bitches like)

[Verse 2: MJG]
Oh, you's a mouth runner, from under the couch comes a
Fo'-fo', come ready to spit out thunder
MJ-fucking-G, the whole hood needs us
AKA the Fat Boy and the Black Jesus
Swisher Sweet needs to really break a nigga off
Instead of constantly tryna up the cigarillo cost
I'ma roll one at night so I can wake up to it
With some fruit juice fluid, I'm loony as Jerry Lewis
I'ma smoke mine (Smoke mine) I'ma chief mine (Chief mine)
We're gonna be chillin' and throwing up a peace sign (Peace sign)
Chronic smokers tell the world I'm in the top ten
If you don't smoke an ounce a day you need to stop then
What you drinking on? Put that wine cooler down
Sometimes I sip a little I clear but rather do the brown
I'm a Henn' drinker, professional ho teacher
Along with these hundreds of millions, I'ma sho' need the

[Chorus: 8Ball & MJG]
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(All my niggas like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Even bitches like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(All my niggas like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Everybody like)
Alcohol, pussy, and weed
(Even bitches like)