[Intro: Q-Tip]
Fool: defined in Webster's
Open up the book, read it, read it
Turn the page, see what it says
Read it to me will you, please?

[Verse 1: Q-Tip]
One who acts doltishly
So what? What does it mean to me?
That's you (How's that?) 'Cause of the way you act (Huh?)
Standin' on the corner sellin' jumbos (What you talkin' 'bout?)
Scarin' your friends and also your foes
What's the matter wit'cha boy? (Ain't nothin' wrong with me, mother...)
You big galoot (huh?), you nincompoop (what?)
What's wrong wit' you? You can't compute (Yes, sure I can compute)
Don't fix your lips to tell me you can
Standin' on the boulie playin' pusher man
What you got to do with yourself? (why?)
Can't you be somebody else? (no)
Look at you, described to a tee (huh)
You're a fool of many in society (crazy)
I know some more, I shall go on
And continue in the song, fooled the fool

[Interlude - scratched by Ali Shaheed]
"Fool"
(Man I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout callin' me a fool
I've been out here for twenty-some-odd years
Doin' my thing, I ain't no fool, man
You crazy or something?
I'm gonna stick this, right up your...)

[Verse 2: Q-Tip]
The girl I talked to, she's sort of neurotic (yeah)
Her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic (uh-huh)
Scares the girl by threatening her life (word)
Says "Girl, you're dead if you're not my wife" (oh, man)
Beats her in public, beats her in private
Tried it 'round me, almost a riot (what you gon' do?)
Said "Forget him, don't you know he's a loser
Who would love a woman, turn around and abuse her?" (oh)
Only a fool as described by the Tribe
Here's another one who's on the fool vibe (okay)
Gonna make it short, gonna make it quick (why?)
For this situation makes me sick (oh)
See your brother man, with a female (yeah)
His crazy ego tried to show her he'll prevail (aha)
In any situation, lady luck's on his side (word)
Emotions run free, nothing he will hide
Why I remember one sunny day (yeah)
Took my cousin to the park, so we can play (yeah, park)
On the way, a couple resembled
The one I just described, everything assembled
Another young man walked in their direction (yeah)
Bumped him a bit, excused his imperfection (mhm hm)
But the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck (mhm hm)
Demanded an apology and also respect (uh-huh, uh-huh)
The young man aggravated, grabbed him back and smacked him
The girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him (oh man!)
He felt ashamed for what he had done
It looked like a fool to everyone (Oh!)
These are three stories from the naked city (yeah)
Reality, is sometimes a ditty (yeah, uh huh)
Like Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone
Earth to your brain--is anyone home? (what you talkin' 'bout?)
I see ya there, tryin' to make amends
Try to make some friends, but now my story ends (oh man!)
On the note, that I just wrote
Stay afloat on the reality boat (oh)
Slow down and think and take it cool
And try to avoid the description of a...