[Intro: blaghmusic, BaboonzUp]
Y'all already know who it is, stop playing with blaghmusic!
8-Bit Brothers
Fortnite the best game, no caperoni my homie
Yes men balls, wait I shouldn't have said that
Woo!
Stop playing with deez, stop playing with us
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Chorus: BaboonzUp]
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men

[Verse 1: blaghmusic]
20 home runs, and I didn't need a bat
Go to the bank, check my funds, and get really sad
Only spit facts and logic, call me Ben Shapiro's dad
Your face is just a fad
My bars are really rad
Runnin' Fortnite, yeah yeah
Defeatin' children, lads lads
You runnin' away, a rat rat?
360 no-scopin' while you're playin' Tinkercad!

[Verse 2: BaboonzUp]
My game better, no cap (Men)
Drinkin' water, yes tap (Kids)
Ain't gotta do no yoga, no mat
Wait I gotta go, call you back (Kidnap)
You ain't got no sack (Kids)
That's why you gotta go rap (I'm gay)
What's that, are you still mad? (I nap)
I'm tryna still find the person who asked

[Verse 3: blaghmusic, BaboonzUp]
People really sayin' I fell off, dawg you're fallin'
Pass the mic to Baboon, dawg we're ballin'
Just shut up and spit bars, dawg you're stallin'
And I own more harry pots than J.K. Rowling
JK now we're bowling (blaghmusic!) (I'm gay)
Sorry to break the news, but dawg, you're foulin'
And my epic flows so cool, like they're towering!
We're such epic gamers, dawg, you should be bowing

[Chorus: BaboonzUp]
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men

[Verse 4: 8-Bit Brothers]
I-
I did the that, I did the this
Need to go to the bathroom, I need to pee
Onto the Wii, you can't beat me
Gonna be the greatest deez
You mess with me, you're gettin' schooled
Cuz I'm just... just that cool

[Chorus: BaboonzUp]
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I kidnap
I love men
I love men

[Outro: BaboonzUp, BaboonzUp as BaboonzUp's mom]
H-h-hey
H-hey
H-h-hey
H-hey
Hello, and today
Son, are you rapping again?
No, I would never do such haram!