Ohio Is for Emo Kids

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“Ohio Is For Emo Kids” is the second single from Jarrod Alonge’s comedy emo band Canadian Softball’s debut album Awkward & Depressed. The song marks Alonge’s third parody… Read More

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Ohio Is for Emo Kids Lyrics

[I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance]
[Guitar Intro]

[Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy]
Been looking forward to my visit to the mall
‘Cause my wardrobe is going bad inside a Hot Topic, I proclaim

[I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco]
"What a beautiful T-shirt!"
"What a beautiful T-shirt!” says a young teen to a cashier...
"And yes, but what a shame...
What a shame that these shirts don’t come in black”

[Ohio Is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights]
So put mascara on my eyes, put mascara on my eyes!
And change the color of my hair with dye

[Walls by Emery]
Sometimes I tear my skinny jeans

[Note To Self by From First to Last]
[Guitar Solo]

[The Kill (Bury Me) by Thirty Seconds to Mars]
I lost my job at Dairy Queen, Dairy Queen

[Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus]
Hey girl, you know what’s driving me crazy?
This super old guy told me I’m not emo
Said I should listen to bands like Jawbreaker
Weezer and Rites of Spring

[A Boy Brushed Red Living In Black and White by Underoath]
It doesn't matter what they say
I’d rather listen to Paramore, bang my head to Paramore

[Pressure by Paramore]
I can feel the pressure to buy some normal clothes
I’m better off in girl pants

[My Heroine by Silverstein]
I’m lost and depressed, but I love the feel of being lonely
I’ll do some heroin

[Bring Me to Life by Evanescence]
Wake me up, I’m doing lots of drugs
I can't wake up, from doing all these drugs
Save me, if life is fair then
Why do roses have thorns?

[The Priest and the Matador by Senses Fail]
My body lies in my bedroom with a smile turned upside down
(Get out of my room, Mom!)

[Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides]
One final fight with my bullies, I’m not a fag

[I Miss You by blink-182]
Where are you, I said 10:30
I cannot drive, I do not own a car, I need somebody to

[The Taste of Ink by The Used]
Pick me up and drive to Warped Tour
Promise that you’ll take me there
We’re gonna miss From First To Last
We’re gonna miss From First To Last, let’s go!

[Numb by Linkin Park]
Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam
Every wrong turn you make is another loud “I hate you!”
(Oh my god Mom, I hate you!)
Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam
And every second we waste is more than I can take

[Miss Murder by AFI]
Hey Mom, I want to die, hey Mom, I want to die
(You know what? I've had it with your attitude lately!)
(I'm gonna turn this car around!)
No one’ll miss me if I take my life, whoa...
(That is it. You're grounded!)
(Ugh, I'm gonna do it. Where's my straightener?)

[MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday]
I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave
Will you please PC4PC with me? Will you R4R, lessthan33?
I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave
Will you please PC4PC with me? Will you R4R, lessthan33?
CMNT4CMNT, lessthan33333
(We'll meet again when you Top 8 me)

[Helena by My Chemical Romance]
What's the worst that I can say?
I’m not a fan of Sunny Day
I like Hawthorne Heights
I like Hawthorne Heights
(I'm getting on MySpace) Born in 1993
(Lessthan33333) What the hell’s The Promise Ring?
(I'm getting on MySpace) I like Hawthorne Heights
(Lessthan33333) I like Hawthorne Heights

[The Words ‘Best Friend’ Become Redefined by Chiodos]
Eh, that song's too long...

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“Ohio Is For Emo Kids” is the second single from Jarrod Alonge’s comedy emo band Canadian Softball’s debut album Awkward & Depressed. The song marks Alonge’s third parody medley, with “All The Old Things” and “Hey Jarrod, What’s That Song Again?” being examples of his previous ones.

The song follows someone who is a typical example of an emo kid from the mid 2000’s, and also includes references on the 90’s emo scene vs. the 2000’s scene. The title is a direct reference to the song “Ohio Is For Lovers” by Hawthorne Heights. The song and the band itself are referenced throughout the song.