[Verse 1]
I'm not going to sit here and lie and list all the many ways
About how I will supposedly love you till the end of days
Because I think that we both know in twenty-eight and a half years' time
That I won't be yours and you probably won't be mine

[Chorus]
But yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow
This little one will find it hard to find sorrow
Yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow

[Verse 2]
Middleton to Withington and Middleton and back
Is more than enough to make the average Middletonian crack
So I will stand outside the Travelodge and bite my tongue
Your best friends look me up and down and I'll writе the song

[Chorus]
Yesterday, today, probably tomorrow
This littlе one might find it hard to find sorrow
Yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow

[Verse 3]
Will they be there on Tuesday nights
Running the bath and turning out the lights?
Will they be there on Thursday afternoons
To welcome you home from Euston, platform eight, heart-shaped balloon?
No

[Chorus]
Yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow