[Hook]
Das Racist kick your ass
Das Racist kick your face
Das Racist kick your balls into outer space
Das Racist kick your ass
Das Racist kick your face
Das Racist kick your balls into outer space

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Das Racist crazy loco, got the coca in my nose like a moco
Finna drill baby drill like Sunoco
She keep giving me sign like Coco
Just like her, I tell her sometimes I'm a bonobo
Sometimes I'm an oranguatuan, mang
Mommy looking bangarang
Dang mommy, dang mommy, dang mommy, daaaaang
Call me Lily Tomlin
Fuck with Short Cuts like I'm Robert Altman
Fuck with long shots like I'm Robert Altman
Fuck with actresses like I'm Robert Altman
No it's not my fault man
Your girl's trying to ask me all about my art man
I don't know where to start man
Strangest organ is the human heart, man
She said I'm stupid smart man
High on the trees like Jane and Tarzan
She caught a wink from the barman
Copped me drinks and I'm sweet like Marzipan
I got the strangest damn heart
Shorty said I'm dressed like Devendra Banheart
I got the strangest damn heart
Shorty said I'm just like Devendra Banheart

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[Verse 2: Heems]
A real Romeo, shorty said I'm just like the fat dude from Chromeo
And I'm on the job, shorty said I'm Turtle from Entourage
I'm eating quiche with Ke$ha, piece of pizza
Salad Ceasar, Visa Visa
Gartrelle Gordon, power like Zordon
Pardon morons, I eat louson and Grey Poupon
Know what kinda shit I'm on, well what are you on
Dawg just move on
Pizza Boboli, Pizza Boboli
Holy moly, fools don't know me
Mommy like porno, that's Digiorno
Mario Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo
Body like porno, she from Sicily
I'm like bon giorno, she said you're so Sacco Vanzetti
Mad confetti
I get cheddy
Pass that cheese linguini
Hella ziti, y'all can't see me
Yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
Y'all can't see me
DR

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