[Intro: Yelled]
Ha! Hoo! He! Ho!

[Verse 1]
And, I know why they
All went mad now, I used to pretend
But now's come the day
I must too leave this place now, my friend
Now's come the day
I must too leave this place now, my friend
And, I know why they
All went mad now, I am joining them

[Chorus]
To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

[Verse 2]
Oh, Gloria, oh Gloria
How sweet your grace does feel
And oh, Gloria, oh Gloria
Belief is sweet, but truth; it is real

[Chorus]
To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

[Verse 3]
Oh, Gloria, oh Gloria
How sweet your grace does feel
Oh, Gloria, oh Gloria
Belief is sweet, but truth; it is real

[Chorus]
To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

To be a madman, to be a madman
To be a carpenter, to be a carpenter
To be a soldier, to be a soldier
To be a walrus, and a banana

Rah!