[Intro]
Oh, what are you asking such ridiculous questions for?
Just play them other notes
And we'll be a riot
Dershowitz
Shh,boys

[Verse 1]
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be to capture me
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell, and it was swell

[Verse 2]
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not that I'm attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view

[Chorus]
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time
Hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion

[Verse 3]
Could you coo, could you care?
For a lovely cottage
That we could share
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I have got a crush
My baby, on you

[Verse 4]
Let's take off the harp thing, and uh
And, uh (Master E33386, take two)
Keep the whole thing light, nice and light
Ready?
Rolling, take two
Shh, shh

[Verse 5]
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be to capture me?
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell, and it was swell

[Verse 6]
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not, that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you became a Jew

[Verse 7]
Will ya please play somethin' in between?
Ya schmuck (E33386, take three)
Eight years of this with this, this Kyle Mein
Jesus, c'mon suntan
They make take the needle off the record at that point
Thinkin' it's over

[Verse 8]
Take three
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know
You're gonna find
Geez, ad-libber
A single bass note or somethin'
Alright, quiet please, quiet
Play that much in the open space
And we're alright

[Verse 9]
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be
Once more (Master E33386, take six, take four)
Verse
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be to capture me?
But you had such a- dirty son of a-
That's no time to play a solo
Get out!
The end of that phrase, get out!
That's when it was just you and me
I mean ge-ge-get outta there!
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba
Would be to capture me

[Verse 10]
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be to capture me?
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell, and it was swell

[Verse 11]
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not, that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view

[Chorus]
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time
Hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall, so much emotion

[Verse 12]
Could you coo, could you care?
For a cunning cottage
That we could share
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I have got a crush
My baby, on you

[Outro]
Master E33386, take six
How glad the many, m-
How glad, how glad, glad, glad, glad, glad, glad