[Spoken Intro 1]
My body? Like if I was a guy seeing this stuff I'd fucking wanna kill me. I should stop, since I'm a feminist

[Intro]
Freebird, yeah

[Spoken Intro 2]
Are you fucking happy now, you little bitch? My name is Alice Cooper. This is a song about being discombobulated, getting gonorrhea, having idiot, asshole, rockstar boyfriends which I'll never do again, and it's dedicated to Paul Barker, who's in Ministry, who's married and I have crush on. I said it out loud, Melissa. He's the bass player he's married and I think he's hot. What do you do? That's right "nothing" says the virgin, thanks a lot, like that advice. He's so hot. Will he come like a human Prozac sort of- shut up! I'm getting sensitive now

[Verse 1]
I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs
I am doll arms, big veins, dog beg

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, they really want you
They really want you, they really do
Yeah, she really wants you
She really wants you, and I do too

[Chorus]
I want to be the girl with the most cake
I love him so much, it just turns to rape
I fake it so real, I am beyond fake
And someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache

[Spoken]
Sing it or I'm not gonna do it anymore
Doing it again
Someday you will ache like I ache
I doubt it

[Verse 2]
I am doll parts
Bad skin, doll heart
It stands for ‘knife'
For the rest of you lives

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, she really wants you
She really wants you, she really do
Yeah, they really want you
They really want to, but I do too

[Chorus]
I want to be the girl with the most cake
He only loves those things because he loves to see me break
I fake it so real, I am beyond fake
And someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache
Someday you will ache like I ache
Someday you will ache like I ache
Someday you will ache like I ache
Someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache
Someday you will ache like I ache
And someday you will ache like I ache

[Outro]
Someday you will ache like I ache
Again
Someday you will ache like I ache
Again
Someday you will ache like I ache
Again
Someday you will ache like I ache

[Spoken Outro]
Thanks