[Intro]
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't, it's for the customer
Who cares about the customer?
I do
Well, I don't (Maxo)
Squidward

[Refrain: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Yell-yellow Xan look like Spongebob, mm (Yellow Xan)
You still Rock Bottom at the bus stop, bitch (What? Heh)
Squidward's nose up in ya ho
Dick in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes (Boy, boy)
Leanin' like The Tower of Pisa, mm (Hehe, huh?)
Eatin' my Krusty Krab pizza, mm (Huh, pizza)
I fuck your bitch, I don't need her (Ayy)
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt, mm (Fuck)

[Verse 1: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Shout-out my nigga, no T-shirt, ayy
I just popped five Addies, two Xans in my kelp shake (What?)
Wash it down, no Krabby Patty, what? (Huh?)
Who can't fuck with Squidward?
I just ball like Derek Fisher (Ayy)
I just pulled up in a Fisker (Yeah, yeah)
Mrs. Puff just rolled some Swishers (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2: Joey Trap]
Okay, now fuck miss Puff (What? Uh-huh)
She a slut, I'ma fuck, okay, I fucked her once (What? Uh-huh, what? Uh-huh)
In the trunk, for a buck (Uh-huh, uh-uh)
No way these bitches is chasin' my Squidward nose
I feel like Piccolo because I'm gettin' this green (Ayy, what?)
These bitches kissin' like mistletoe
I feel like Wu-Tang 'cause all that I'm gettin' is cream (Ayy, what?)

[Chorus: Joey Trap]
Squidward's nose all in your bitch, she lost her panties (What? Huh? Huh?)
I flip dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties (Huh? Huh? Huh?) (Oof)
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy (Hehe, drip, drip, throat)
Mr. Krabs' daughter hella thick, she got a fatty, Pearl (Hehe, ayy, ayy, okay)

[Refrain: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Yell-yellow Xan look like Spongebob, mm (Yellow Xan)
You still Rock Bottom at the bus stop, bitch (What? Heh)
Squidward's nose up in ya ho
Dick in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes (Boy, boy)
Leanin' like The Tower of Pisa, mm (Hehe, huh?)
Eatin' my Krusty Krab pizza, mm (Huh, pizza)
I fuck your bitch, I don't need her (Ayy)
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt, mm (Fuck)

[Verse 3: KG Prince & Joey Trap]
Okay, my dick is long like Squidward's nose (My dick is long)
Look at your feet (Look at your feet), I'm like, "What are those?"
Eat a Krabby Patty, do the Laffy Taffy
She on her knees like she about to propose, ayy (What? What? Huh? Huh?)
Smokey be fuckin' your bitch, keep that K on me like swiss (Fuck, swiss)
Karen be all on my dick (Dick), I'll prolly fuck every fish (I'll prolly fuck every—)

[Verse 4: KG Prince & Joey Trap]
Her pussy pink, call it Patrick, hey (Her pussy pink)
Look at the money, I flash it, hey (What? Flash)
She got the rook, I'll admit it, ooh
Open her mouth like a dentist, ooh
Shootin' the movie like Bennett (Bennett)
I make her scream like we playin' some tennis (Boom-boom-boom)
Joey be smokin' some Whitney, ya know (Smoke)
Fuckin' that bitch with the Squidward nose

[Chorus: Joey Trap]
Squidward's nose all in your bitch, she lost her panties (What? Huh? Huh?)
I flip dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties (Huh? Huh? Huh?) (Oof)
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy (Hehe, drip, drip, throat)
Mr. Krabs' daughter hella thick, she got a fatty, Pearl (Hehe, ayy, ayy, okay)

[Outro]
Maxo
Firmly grasp it