Who’s that girl? What’s her name?
Is she cool? Is she lame?
Oh, you’re talkin’ ’bout what’s-her-name – Pepper Ann!

Is she lame? Is she cool?
Is she breakin’ every rule?
Is she anybody’s fool? Pepper Ann!

Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, marchin’ in her own parade
Pepper Ann, she’s like one in a million!
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, much too cool for seventh grade
Catch ‘er if you can, Pepper Ann!

Who? Is that that girl from gym class?
No, that’s me. Ewwww . .
Who is she and why does she have her own song?
Did someone take my lunch?

Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, marchin’ in her own parade
Pepper Ann, she’s like one in a million!
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, much too cool for seventh grade
No one’s cooler than Pepper Ann!
She’s her own biggest fan Pepper Ann!
Catch ‘er if you can, Pepper Ann!