[Intro]
Welcome back to Calc
Welcome back to Calc

[Break]
They created this class
To torture the kids
I’ll drop it if I want
Why are the tests eighteen percent?
Eighteen percent
(Wait, what? Wait, what?)
(Wait, what? Wait, what?)

[Verse 1]
Limits suck, you won’t see me using them on purpose
The start’s as slow as a grandpa tortoise
On a test, don't hesitate
To maybe differentiate
The power rule saved my life, quotient cut like a knife
Boutta sleep through class ‘cause my teacher can’t write
Late in the night, don't hesitate
To maybe differentiate

[Chorus]
Related rates and logs will be the death of me
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate
My learning gaps, like these graphs, are discontinuous
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate

[Verse 2]
What’s with the trig? My head will explode, right now
If you ask me one more time to simplify
Can it get worse? Wait, there’s chain rule, I swear I’m done
This ain’t fun, students about to cry
And now we’re working with Y, implicit equation
Now say goodbye calculator, this is the occasion
Arcsin, arctan, why the hell’s it a fraction?
That literally makes no sense!

[Chorus]
Related rates and logs will be the death of me
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate
My learning gaps, like these graphs, are discontinuous
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate

[Bridge]
Gatekeeping L’Hospital
When a function approaches infinity, it’s small
The tangent line touches only once, it’s the slope
Touches only once, it’s the slope
Gatekeeping L’Hospital
When a function approaches infinity, it’s small
The tangent line touches only once, it’s the slope
Touches only once, it’s the slope

[Refrain]
Limits suck, you won’t see me using them on purpose
The start’s as slow as a grandpa tortoise
On a test, don't hesitate
To maybe differentiate

[Chorus]
Related rates and logs will be the death of me
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate
My learning gaps, like these graphs, are discontinuous
Wow, don't hesitate to maybe differentiate