[Chorus]
I'm having a bad, bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad, bad day
If you take it personal, that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see, ugh
Despicable me

[Verse 1]
Why ask "Why?", better yet, "Why not?"
Why are you marking X on that spot?
Why use a blow torch, isn't that hot?
Why use a chainsaw, is that all you got?
Why do you like seeing people in shock?
But my question to you is "Why not?"
Why go to the bank and stand in line?
Just use a freeze gun, it saves me time

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Choir, Pharrell Williams]
I'm having a bad, bad, day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad, bad, day
If you take it personal, that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see, ugh
Despicable me

[Verse 2]
Why ask "Why?" when this is art?
Why parallel when I could just park?
Why does Vector think that he's smart?
And does his dad know I know his part?
Why did I have to live with my mom?
Why do you think that I should be calm?
Why want the moon, the world's in my palm?
Is it crazy you think I've gone?

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Choir, Pharrell Williams]
I'm having a bad, bad, day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad, bad, day
If you take it personal, that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see, ugh
Despicable me

[Verse 3: Pharrell Williams & Felonious Gru]
Freeze ray!
Excuse me if you will
You look like you have time to kill (Freeze ray!)
Huh, can you chill?
'Cause Gru's got the speakers and the trunk to make you bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
To make you bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Haha

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Choir, Pharrell Williams]
I'm having a bad, bad, day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad, bad, day
If you take it personal, that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see, ugh
Despicable me

[Bridge]
Despicable, despicable
Despicable me, despicable me
Despicable me, despicable me
Despicable me, despicable me

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Choir, Pharrell Williams]
I'm having a bad, bad, day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad, bad, day
If you take it personal, that's okay
Watch, this is so fun to see, ugh
Despicable me

[Instrumental Outro]