[Intro]
Uh, yeah, uh

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru or do some gay shit
Like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea 'cause I love the poon
(No? Fuck)

[Verse 2]
They call me Mr. Fantastic, ass-kicked rapper, nasty
Blasting sticky mass in ass and other fat things
"Smoking blunts was a daily routine"
And that's a bad impression of Biggie
(But I don't mean any disrespect)

[Verse 3]
Yo, I'm so fucking slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist
And insist that I should be the slickest bitch since the genesis (Since the genesis?) Yeah, since the genesis
Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences (Fucking idiot)

[Verse 4]
Yo, I'm cramming verbs like the SATs; ese, please
I got a really long diss for you, I call an essay tease
You didn't get the joke, so I guess you're a special needs student
Y'all are fake dicks dildos with no lubricants
Ha, I'm not the brightest man
But like the slightest bite of hepatitis can inflate a cell with viral livers
That's me, 'cause I'm viral, man
[unintelligible gibberish]

[Chorus]
So do you feel high?
I swear I'm fucking with more bonds than Bill Nye
H 2 the O with stilettos, now that's a high tide
Call me Billy Mays, 'cause I'm still living in 1999