[Intro: Grayson DeLong and Got Milk?]
Thank you for all the support on our last album Lmaocore
Milk hydrates better than water!
Let's see if milk still hydrates better than water
I know that it doesn't, cause water is better than milk
And if you don't think so, you fucking suck!
Milk milk milk milk milk milk milk
(milk helps you get jacked) milk helps you get jacked

[Verse 1]
I drank milk for months and months
And I didn't get jacked
So I assume it doesn't work
Because milk does not make you more jacked
It does not make you jacked!
Just follow this dieting program
That I discovered
It's only 29 dollars and 99 cents
Every month
Follow my dieting plan
Link below
Don't drink milk, milk sucks
Rah!
Rah!
Bree bree bree bree bree
Bree bree bree bree breee bree bree bree
Shout out
Shout out to Nathan Explosion of Dеthklok for existing
*gibberish*
Milk does not hydratе better than water
Milk is not metal
Water is so fucking metal
Water is the most metal metal to have ever metal'd
It's blacker than the blackest black times infinity
*gibberish*
Milk does not hydrate better than water
Milk does not hydrate better than water