[Verse 1]
Mini-Skirt Minnie, put your wig on your head
Send you to the baker shop to get my bread
Better put your long red knee socks on
The baker man might wanna drive you home

[Chorus]
But baby, oh baby
Don't forget about the one you left at home
All alone
You know you got a certain way
You make a married man wanna steal away
What'd I say

[Verse 2]
Mini-Skirt Minnie, I'm sending 'cross the sea
Got a little somethin' you can do for me
Send you way over in Liverpool
[?] how the [?]

[Chorus]
But baby, mmm little girl
Don't forget the poor boy you left at home
Alright
They gonna be standing in line
But baby, baby, tell them your honey is mine
Alright

[Post-Chorus]
Mini-Skirt Minnie (Keep on doing)
Mini-Skirt Minnie (Keep that thing going [?])
Mini-Skirt Minnie (Short and tight)
Mini-Skirt Minnie (You make me feel alright)

[Verse 3]
Mini-Skirt Minnie, you hit the nail on the head
You cut your skirt and show your big-boned leg
You walkin' down the street, makin' traffic tight
Police on the corner don't know the left from the right

[Outro]
But keep on moving baby
You know you're alright, alright
Now keep on wearin' 'em short and tight, baby
'Cause you know you're outta sight