[Spoonie Gee]
You say one for the trouble, two for the time
C'mon girls, let's rock that *whistle blows*

[The Sequence]
Wham, bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat
Wham, bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Angie B]
You're the S to the P the double O-N-Y
You're the one MC I will never deny
You better watch out and I tell ya why
'Cause I'm Angie B, I might give you a try
Now you're looking in my eyes and you're in a trance
And all you can think of is my sweet romance
Hey Spoonie Gee, I'm Angie B
And I'd like to know what you got for me

[Spoonie Gee]
Well I'm a cherry piece, sometimes I'm a plum
Sweet as sugar, baby, c'mon and get some
What you've been waiting for, my dear
That month-by-month, year-by-year
That day-by-day, that week-by-week
Now you got a chance, girl, I'm at my peak
My rap is strong, my love is long
And I'm a ding of a bell before it goes dong

[Blondy]
With my brown eyes and my cherry lips
You can't refuse my walnut hips
Everyone see me walk down the street
They know I'm the one with the foxy beat
And I can turn ya on and I can turn ya off
'Cause I got control 'cause I am the boss
I'm like an Al Capone of the microphone
If you can't go with it, then you've got to go home

[The Sequence]
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Spoonie Gee]
Pound for pound, like inch for inch
Was something about this girl that I did sense
From the way you look and that nice hairdo
That must have been what attract me to you
When I asked for the loving, you put me in line
Said, "Huh it's too soon, you're not that kind"
Well I can understand, Cheryl, that you want to last
But after all ya know, a long time has passed
When times come around, you say you're not ready
When all ya gotta do is close your eyes and rock steady
Time for love, no time for hip-hopping
'Cause once I'm gone I ain't no stopping
So think it over, Cheryl, tell me what you're gonna do
'Cause I've got loving all just for you

[Cheryl The Pearl]
You see Mama Dog is what they say
I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee in a vicious way
Well I go by the name of the Wonder Girl
I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee all over the world
I'm a beautiful lady in and out
I was raised in a city of the beautiful South
You see I like a man with plenty of charm
And if he got some money, can't do no harm
Professional, now I pronounce
I'm gonna rock this mic with my vicious sound
You see I'm just what the doctor ordered
C'mon and let me check out all your boys
I say some words you never heard
And I'll hum in your ear like a mockingbird
Just like the penicillin pill
I'll make you well as if you're ill
But if you're ill, can ya understand?
I'm like the pill they call Dristan

[The Sequence]
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Angie B & Spoonie G]
Gotta special rap to do it all
Ring a ding ding, telephone call
Spoonie, you can call me any time of the day
'Cause I'll always have something to say
Like Spoonie, "What's happening?"
"You, Angie baby, I gave you the ring"
See I got you in my arms and I'm squeezing you tight
The warmth of my body's like dynamite
I'm a sonic listener, a mind twister
I'm Angie B, your soul sister
I'm right on time and I'm never late
So come on, Blondy, and participate

[Blondy]
I'll walk through hell without a sweat
And I'll swim the Atlantic Ocean without getting wet
I'll walk through coal without a chill
And I drop a can of beer without a spill
You see I rock a party from a-sun to sun
When I rock a party, it's never done
But I rock a party from a-week to week
And I rock a party so very neat
You see I never mess up, I'm not lazy
All the fellas in the house just go crazy
I sing them highs, I sing them lows
I bring all the freaks to their toes

[Cheryl The Pearl]
Like Peaches and Herb, Herb and Peaches
I'm Cheryl The Pearl, the grandmaster's teaching
Gonna tell you a little story about Gloryhallastoopid-PsychoAlphaDisco-BetaBioDoTheHoochieCoochie
Go knock, knock, come on in
The party of the night has just began
The freaks are here, no one is dead
And can I hear somebody say "Go 'head?"

(Go 'head!)
(Go 'head!)
(Go 'head!)
(Go 'head!)

[The Sequence]
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Spoonie Gee]
Just listen to what I say
We could talk about the matter in a OJ
Or talk about the matter over a cup of tea
But whatever you do, conversate with me
You know I know a lot of dudes try to rap to you
But after all, girl, say what can you do?
Say, hey girl, look at what ya got cookin'
But that's an old rap so the dude's a sap
Well I can tell it to your face, don't have to write a letter
To prove it to ya, baby, I could satisfy ya better
I give you some of this, but at your own risk
'Cause I'm one man that you can't resist
Then I'm so shrewd to get you in the mood
Before you know it, you'll be in the nude
And in your house, you'll be waiting for me
The man they call the cold-crushin' lover, MC Spoonie Gee!

[The Sequence]
Freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat
I said freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat
I said rock, rock, rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo!
I said rock rock rock rock rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo!
Freeze!

[The Sequence]
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat
Wham bam, the monster jam
Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Blondy]
Blondy is what they say
I'm sweeter than the candy they call the big Pay Day
Like Gloria Vanderbilt gangster jeans
I'm the one they fit so mean
Like the Charlie's Angels on the go
Now I'm the angel that you should know
Like Dolly Parton stickin' out in the front
Like Blondy makin' the fellas grunt
I say I get more sex than a cat chase mice
Hey cold-crushin' lover, I'm twice as nice!

If a change of pace is what you want
Get ready! This is a serious joint
Because my raps are always right on time
Gonna give you the chance to feel real fine
Now if you're in the groove of the beat
Come on, Spoonie Gee, and rap to me

[Spoonie Gee & (The Sequence)]
Say I will not stop (I will not stop)
I must keep on rocking (I must keep on rocking)
Say I will not stop (I will not stop)
I must keep on rapping (I must keep on rapping)
He's the cold-crushin' lover (He's the cold-crushin' lover)
And you know there is no other (There is no other)
He's MC Spoonie Gee! (He's MC Spoonie Gee!)
And ain't a man quite like he (Ain't a man quite like he)

[Spoonie G]
Now say one for the trouble, two for the time
Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows]
You say one for the trouble, two for the time
Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows]