[Intro: Shavo Odajian]
Jump!
Bounce!
Up!
Down!

[Chorus: Shavo Odadjian & Daron Malakian]
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)

[Verse 1: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
I went out on a date with a girl, a bit late
She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands)
I brought my pogo dick just to show her a trick
She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands)

[Chorus: Shavo Odajian & Serj Tankian]
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! Up! Down!

[Verse 2: Serj Tankian]
Unannounced Twister games, all players with no names
They lined up, double quick, but just one pogo stick
Everyone gets to play, runaway, exposé
It was so exotic

[Chorus: Shavo Odajian & Serj Tankian]
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! Down!

[Breakdown: Serj Tankian & Shavo Odadjian]
I want everybody who's crazy to jump up and down
Go!
Oh, I like to spread you out
Touching whoever's behind

[Chorus: Shavo Odajian & Serj Tankian]
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down!