She's a nice girl, and i like her style
But she's a hunchback
I'm not a pretty guy, got a wooden eye
But she's a hunchback

I take her to the football game
She's my little Notre dame
I know things won't be the same
Without a hunchback
(Ooga booga)

Took her to the dance looking for romance
[?] a hunchback
And when she does the twist, i just can't resist
Watching a hunchback

Everybody's laughing at me
Why don't they just let us be?
She's going down in history
She's got a hunchback
(Ooga booga)
A hunchback
(Ooga booga)

I got a hunch
Then again, I just don't know
She drinks Hawaiian Punch
She calls me Quasimodo
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm a lucky feller
She's my Esmarelder
Doin' what I order
She always brings me water
This way!

[Guitar solo]

I know I'm doing well 'cause she's ringing my bell
She's got a hunchback
I'm feeling really fine 'cause she's so divine
With a hunchback

I take her down to gay Paris
On films and books we don't agree
She can't walk and I can't see
She's got a hunchback
(Ooga booga)
A hunchback
(Ooga booga)
A hunchback
(Ooga booga)
A hunchback
(Ooga booga)
'Cause she's a hunchback

LEONARD: Thank you