Everybody go Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Don't forget Kwanzaa too, the holidays are here

Now every morning the first sound you hear
Is me Tom Joyner yelling in your ear
Your morning DJ of the year
Just bringing you a little bit of Christmas cheer
The wind is blowing and the air is cold
Chicago winters are always bold!
When the cold air turns and it's hard and brittle
Just warm up with LaDonna Tittle

Now when you see someone with a smile
You can bet your Tittle is on their dial
Too tough and smooth for DJ style
Just listen to me for a little while
From all of us to all of you
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year too

Celebrate with us!
We're just for you!
And a nut named Banana in a Santa Clause suit

Everybody go Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Don't forget Kwanzaa too, the holidays are here

Yeah, BB D'Banana is my name
Just actin' a fool is most my game
I'm a crazy kinda guy and I'm really fun lovin'
I keep my friends warmer than a microwave oven
Now last year I want you to know
I spent a lot of time under the mistletoe
A lot of girls came up to me
To see if I know Mr. Richard Pague

Well listen to me, please understand
That I'm Richard Pague, your dusty record man
And I watch the traffic, from hour to hour
I check your ride from the Sears Tower
Every December through the snow and slush
The city goes crazy in a Christmas rush
The holiday spirits, and some holiday blues
Here's gorgeous Gordon with some Christmas news

Everybody go Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Don't forget Kwanzaa too, the holidays are here

I'm Janis (She's gorgeous)
With some music news
And I have a Christmas gift just for you to use
Have an argument with your folks and friends
But make up when the holiday season ends
I know you're saying that sounds kind of funny
But you don't buy gifts and you save a lot of money
Just kidding y'all and I'm wishing you well
Dianne Thompson's got a story to tell

Dianne Thompson here, with the late newscast
Don't you know they save the best for last
'Twas the night before payday
And all through the station
And all the checks were decreased because of inflation
Throughout the whole building was an eerie chill
'Cause they failed to pay the heating bill
There was one warm place and this is the truth
There were 25 folks in the DJ booth

Merry Christmas! (Happy Kwanzaa!)
Merry Christmas! (Happy Kwanzaa!)

Do you know what this rap was meant to do?
It was just to say Merry Christmas to you
And Happy Kwanzaa to you my dear
And to all of you, have a Happy New Year

This Christmas Delight was written by Casper
No record shop has it so don't you ask-for
This Christmas wish was just for thee
From the all new W-J-P-C!
Everybody go!

Merry Christmas to you!