I logged in today but I got right username
Or so I thought, I must have changed my google name
And when it wasn’t even stored in the key chain
I began to go insane

That’s how it begins
Logins and pins
Because of all of my accounts
I know have stupid dumb amounts

It started with one, one password and ID
I used repeatedly, that was enough for me
Then I began to slightly vary ‘em so I made lists
But then got scared and never carried ‘em
Now I’ve got planetarium

And the spins
Logins and pins
All the passwords that I made
Trusting my memory not to fade

Why can’t I stand up and just say that I’m Jeff?
That’s all
Why do I fear Russian hackers and ID theft?

Cos I signed today got stopped dead
With the account number I tried
Just off the top of my head
Security question got me blocked
Now it seems all 12 of my accounts are locked
Why am I shocked?

I guess that’s how it ends
Logins and pins
I hate these phones and cards and banks
If they don’t want me then no thanks

No more logins and pins
Stupid logins and pins