[Intro]
Yo, I'm sad
So I'ma rap about why I'm sad
This is just ripping off Twenty One Pilots
But I don't care, cause I'm sad
I'm gonna tell you why I'm sad, ay

[Verse 1]
Yo, I am very sad
I do not know why I'm sad
But I'm rapping over this beat
To show you how sad I am, yeah, that's a feat
Nobody's ever rapped about sadness before so I am, yeah
Now I get to party on this super dope beat
Cause I am very sad
And evoke by emotion I'm... sad
You have never seen a man that's sadder
You've never seen a man that's badder
That's badder at being sadder, yo

[Verse 2]
Someone please tell me why I am so sad
I'm just tryna' get away be in this world
Aye, someone tell me now or else I'll have to shoot you with my bazooka
I'm sad, you're sad
Oh my god, saddest bitch in the world

[Verse 3]
Yo
Saddest man that's to ever lived
I've got more than I can give
Saddest man you've ever known
I'm 'boutta be sad, 1, 2, 3, go
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
That's me on a daily basis
That's me in the ex-ulvate, I'm bad at, uhh
I'm in an elevator, talkin' 'bout how sad I am
S-s-sad
I am so very sad, I don't know what to say but sad
But uh, uh, I'm sad
Yep, that's kind of the point

[Verse 4]
Someone please tell me why I'm sad
I'm a female featuring on this just to pad time
Actually no, this is coming from my own voice
My own, raw, emotional voice
I'm so sad, come on please don't hate
I'm just using a new voice
If you help me, please please
I'm so sad, sad, police
Can you please arrest me cause I am so sad
Although that's the point, huh, but
Wait, if you are sad that means to even less people that are sad that are dealing with the last people that are not sad
Cause even less people that are sad, can you ask me cause I'm sad
I'm sad, I'm sad
This beat's all way too happy for my sadness, they're not too sappy
I'm sad, hands up
One last time for the folks out there, I'm sad

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Wait, how do you stop the beat?
Oh, I think it's like thi-