[Intro: Shane and David, Shane]
Don't, Don't-Don't-Don't Dance to This
Yo, Baby can I see some ID?
[Baby Crying]
Sorry not with those booties

[Chorus: Shane and David]
Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't Don't-Don't-Don't Dance to This

[Verse 1: David]
Are you ready!
Throw your hands in the air!
Throw your hands in the air!
Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!
OOHHHH!!
Ceiling Fan!!
AUGGHHH!!!
Fucking hand is gone!!!
Somebody help me!!

[Verse 2: Shane, David, Shane & David]
Turn left ([?])
Turn left again
Now second on your right
If you're at the Post Office you've gone too far
Go back
Go back
Keep on Going Back (WoahoahohAuughh)
(Now stay off the Dance Floor)

[Chorus: Shane and David]
Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't Don't-Don't Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Get off the Dance Floor

[Verse 3: Shane, David]
[?]
Know what I'm saying?
Nnnnnnnnnnnno

[Verse 4: David]
Do you belieeeee-e-eeee-e-eee-e-Aughh
[Coughing and Choking]

[Chorus: Shane and David]
Don't-Don't Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Gеt off the Dance Floor

[Bridge 1: David, Shane and David]
Noooo no no (No!)
Noooo no no (No!)
Noooo no no (No!)
Noooooo (No!)

[Verse 5: Shane, Shane and David]
Well, you don't Takе an [?] at MC Square (No!)
Don't wanna take a bullet, better be prepared (No!)
Don't come from the north, don't come from the south (No!)
D'you believe this shit comin' outta me mouth

[Verse 6: David]
I'm
Spinning around
Move outta my way
Cause I'm
Gonna throw up
[Vomiting]

[Verse 7: David, Shane]
There's vomit on the Dance Floor
So, you better not step in the goop
Hey, hey woooahah (Don't Dance to-Dance to This-is)
Auuughhh

[Verse 8: Shane, David]
Let me give you some advice
Watch out for the pussy
What do you mean watch out for the puss-?
[Cat roaring noises]
Oh!
Jesus!
Ow, [?]!
Mother of god!
Oh!

[Chorus: Shane and David]
Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't Don't-Don't Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This

[Bridge 1: Shane]
Get of the Dance Floor
Get of the Dance Floor (Get-Get)
Get of the Dance Floor (Get-Get)
Get of the Dance Floor

[Bridge 2: David, Shane, Shane and David]
Say Hoooo-oh
Hoooo-oh
Say Hoooo-oh
Hoooo-oh
Say!
Ho Ho Ho your boat
Gently down the
Funk that kick it!

[Verse 9: Shane, Shane and David]
Down down, don't be clown
Don't nobody jump, jump up and get down
Take it to the edge
Take it to the street, Yo
Yo keep it out the floor with the big fat
Clown Feet!!
[Clown noises]

[Break: David, Shane]
[Dog Barking]
Yo, somebody get that bitch off the Dance Floor
[High Pitched Dog Barking]

[Chorus: Shane and David, David]
Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't Don't-Don't Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't Dance to This
Don't-Don't-Don't-Don't Don't Dance to This
Hey, get off the Dance Floor
Get off the Dance Floor
I Said, get off the Dance Floor
Noooo no no
Noooo (NA NA NA NA)