Bad Blood Parody
Jun. 30, 20151 viewer
Bad Blood Parody Lyrics
[Chorus]
'Cause, baby, now you’re just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
[Verse 1]
I am a dad and I just got some bad news
My baby's plastic and I'm sitting here, really confused
Thought she was real so I got super excited
I never noticed she was plastic, I was blinded
We played soccer every single Monday
She never kicked it back, I just thought she was hungry
I fed her rice and ducks, you know, that stuff that babies eat
I even taught her at the age of one to cross the street
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, it’s so sad to feed my baby pizza
'Cause she won't eat
[Chorus]
'Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won't you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
'Cause, baby, now you’re just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
[Verse 1]
I am a dad and I just got some bad news
My baby's plastic and I'm sitting here, really confused
Thought she was real so I got super excited
I never noticed she was plastic, I was blinded
We played soccer every single Monday
She never kicked it back, I just thought she was hungry
I fed her rice and ducks, you know, that stuff that babies eat
I even taught her at the age of one to cross the street
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, it’s so sad to feed my baby pizza
'Cause she won't eat
[Chorus]
'Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won't you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
[Verse 2]
I sent her back and told her owner she was mad fake
Walked in my car and then she was listening to Drake
Oh my God, I think my baby might be real
So I reeled in a fish and called my doctor about my broken knee
Oh, yes, forgot to tell you about my broken knee
When I dropped my baby off, I saw a chimpanzee
Tried to catch it, then he punched me straight up in the knee
And now it’s broken, so I bought a tree to feel better
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, now I’m stuck with
This tiny piece of plastic
Why won't you talk?
[Chorus]
’Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won’t you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
[Bridge]
Pancakes don't fix bullet holes
I found syrup in a goal
You sit right there and never move
Pancakes don't fix bullet holes
I found syrup in a goal
You sit right there and never move
You sit right there and never move!
I sent her back and told her owner she was mad fake
Walked in my car and then she was listening to Drake
Oh my God, I think my baby might be real
So I reeled in a fish and called my doctor about my broken knee
Oh, yes, forgot to tell you about my broken knee
When I dropped my baby off, I saw a chimpanzee
Tried to catch it, then he punched me straight up in the knee
And now it’s broken, so I bought a tree to feel better
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, now I’m stuck with
This tiny piece of plastic
Why won't you talk?
[Chorus]
’Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won’t you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
[Bridge]
Pancakes don't fix bullet holes
I found syrup in a goal
You sit right there and never move
Pancakes don't fix bullet holes
I found syrup in a goal
You sit right there and never move
You sit right there and never move!
[Chorus]
'Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won't you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
'Cause, baby, now you're just plastic
I found you in this cool basket
I thought that you were fantastic
Then I saw you were plastic, hey!
Baby, now I don't want you
I'd rather play with my nephew
Why won't you come to life, baby?
I guess you really are plastic
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