[Intro: Kana Hanazawa]
Se, no
Demo sonnan ja dame
Mou sonnan ja hora
Kokoro wo shinka suru yo
Motto motto

[Verse 1: Quad City DJs]
Come on and slam
And welcome to the jam!
Come on and slam
If you wanna jam!
Come on and slam
And welcome to the jam!
Come on and slam
If you wanna jam!

[Verse 2: Will Smith]
In west Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

[Verse 3: David Draiman (Disturbed)]
I can hear the voice
But I don't wanna listen
Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright
I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with the voice
And make everything go
I can hear the voice
But I don't wanna listen
Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright
I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with the voice
And make everything alright
(Ooh-WA-AH-AH-AH-AH)

[Verse 4: Nisemonogatari]
Miwataseba ichimen
Hakkin no sekai ni
Ippo dake fumidashite
Itsumademo tomaranai
Kono mune no tokimeki de
Issho ni odorou

[Verse 5: DMX & Gabe Newell]
(X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya)
Ain't never gave nothing to me
But every time I turn around
Cats got they hands out wanting something from me
I ain't got it so you can't get it
Let's leave it at that cause I ain't wit' it
Hit it with full strength
I'm a jail nigga
So I face the world like it's Earl in a bullpen
You against me, me against you
(G-A-B-E)
Whatever, whenever nigga fuck you gon do
(G-A-B-E-N, Gabe N)

[Verse 6: Ludacris]
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way, bitch
Get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way, bitch
Get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way, bitch
Get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way, bitch
Get out the way

[Verse 7: Eminem]
Alright, stop
Pajama time
Come here, little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand-new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in
A new case of child molestation, accusation (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
No worries
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but little boys

[Verse 8: PSY]
Najeneun ttassaroun inganjeogin yeoja (Wop, wop, wop, wop)
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul
Aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja (Wop, wop, wop, wop)
Bamy omyeon simjangi tteugeowojinneun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja (Wop, wop, wop, wop)
Oppan Gangnam style

[Verse 9: 50 Cent]
Go, shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday
You can find me in the club
Bottle full of bub
Mama, I got what you need
If you into feeling buzzed
I'm into having sex
I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed

[Verse 10: Clannad]
Dango dango dango dango
Dango dango
Daikazoku
Dango dango dango dango
Dango daikazoku

[Verse 11: Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg]
Smoke everyday-day
(Day day-da-day day-day)
Smoke everyday-day
(Day day-da-day day-day)
Smoke weed everyday

[Verse 12: Steve Harwell (Smash Mouth)]
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

[Outro: Various]
Go, go, gal o sengen
Give a little poot-poot, it's okay
G. A. B. E. N. GabeN
Move bitch, get out the way
Go shawty, it's your birthday
BILL! BILL!
Wop, oppan Gangnam Style
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BLOCKER BODY- Ooh-WA-AH-AH-AH-AH
Zutto zutto