[Intro]
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Sing it with me girl
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[Verse 1]
Hark the herald
Who the hell's Herald
That's the guy granny met at Cracker Barrel
I don't really like him, but hey, he's here
And grandpa's dead so get him a beer
That ole nativity's looking kinda weathered
Dog on the couch, chewing on a shepherd
Rv brakes, squeaking on a street
'Course Eddie shows up when it's time to eat

[Chorus]
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season
I'm a jingle all thе way to the AA meeting
All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All thе adults suck at adulting
Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing
Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation

[Post-Chorus]
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Gotta be a little off key
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[Verse 2]
Well Shane brought his Michael friend
Home for a visit
He ain't out the closet
But we all know he's in it
Creepy cousin Cletus in his mall Santa suit
Wouldn't let my kids sit in his lap if I was you

[Chorus]
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season
I'm a jingle all the way to the AA meeting
All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing
Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation

[Post-Chorus]
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One more time
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[Verse 3]
Mama's got the vacuum out already
Daddy's in the pantry sneaking Little Debbies
Somebody took Frosty's carrot
And stuck it down south
Hey baby that was probably
One of our boys, no doubt

[Chorus]
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season
I'm a jingle all the way to the AA meeting
All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing
Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation