Such A Groovy Guy
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Apr. 26, 19831 viewer
Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I got my alligator boots, I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror, I'm such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
I'm so adorable and charming, I'm sure that you can see
And everybody's always trying to hang around with me
They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way
And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
But at least you can try
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
[Verse 2]
Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well, for starters, I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?
I got my alligator boots, I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror, I'm such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
I'm so adorable and charming, I'm sure that you can see
And everybody's always trying to hang around with me
They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way
And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
But at least you can try
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
[Verse 2]
Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well, for starters, I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?
Oh, and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss
I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss
Of course, if you refuse, well honey it's your loss
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone
So baby, how can you say it's all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after all...
[Chorus 2]
I'm really such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!
[Outro X2]
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss
Of course, if you refuse, well honey it's your loss
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone
So baby, how can you say it's all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after all...
[Chorus 2]
I'm really such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!
[Outro X2]
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
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A song about a narcissistic creepy guy who can’t understand why his partner left him because he’s “such a groovy guy.”
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Recorded At
Cherokee Studios, Los Angeles
Released on
April 26, 1983
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