Gather ’round, folks, it’s time for another dissection of a hilariously awful speech! This time, it’s from “Doctor” J. Michael Hill of the League of The South. He addressed his fellow LOSers on June 28th, 2014.
Keynote speech, “Dr” Michael Hill, President, League of the South, 28 June 2014:
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Doctor? Jeez, every right-winger from Laura Schlessinger to Michael Savage is a “doctor” nowadays. Unfortunately for them, it’s usually in things like “gym class” or “underwater basketweaving,” and for someone who appends “doctor” to their name at every opportunity, I can’t actually find out what Hill has a doctorate in. No one, from the SPLC to dixienet themselves give any hint as to what this mysterious “doctorate” refers to– it’s as if he wasn’t proud of it or he’s lying. The more extreme the right-wing group gets, the more flowery and ridiculous these invented titles become– like “commander” Jeff Schoep of the NSM or “imperial wizard” Richard Green of the KKK– both groups, I should add, share members with the League of the South. So for now, let’s call him “doctor” Michael Hill, just like “Doctor” John Zoidberg.
ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN . . .
Congratulations, Leftists, you have won.
Hey! Thanks! We accept your surrender! Wait, this isn’t *really* a surrender document, is it? It’s going to be another “too long; didn’t read” screed of whining, crybaby namecalling and petulant tentrums excreted by someone who has the emotional maturity of a two-year old coming down from a sugar high.
You have taken over the West and now your worldview is triumphant. Europe, America, and the other former lands of Christendom lie in your grasp. The Age of Enlightened Utopia has arrived.
For someone who was a history professor at Stillman, you’d think they’d know that the Age of Enlightenment happened *three hundred years ago* and the *horrible awful terrible very bad no good* products of that era were things like the United States of America and the Constitution, but maybe this is why he’s a *former* professor.
So, congratulations, Leftists, you have won.
Again with the surrender! You don’t need to make a big speech, just accept defeat like a “nobleman” would and quit whining like a spoiled child.
But what is it that you have won? You have made White gentiles, particularly Christians, afraid and ashamed to stand up for their God and thus for the civilization with which He blessed them.
And we’re supposed to expect any sort of rational discourse from someone who exhibits ideological parity with babbling madmen who fervently believe the earth was created six thousand years ago?
Quite a feat, really, considering there was a time when Christian men would actually fight for their patrimony and declare it good. But not these modern “men” — clergy included, sadly — who
So, by extension, “Doctor” Michael Hill’s definition of a “man” is someone who actively seeks to exterminate or enslave everyone who is of a different faith. There are a number of such well-armed “men” who are currently in the Levant, doing precisely what “Doctor” Michael Hill claims to be the paragon of manliness, so let’s see him drop everything to court ISIL. His standards, not mine, after all.
whimper and moan their mea culpas on cue about all the wrongs of which they have been charged by the Left: racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, etc., etc.
Hey, if you rape children, the least you could do is apologize for it.
Now, thanks to your victory, these are no limits on what a man — or surely a woman – may be or become. Be trans-gendered and marry your pet! The bursting of the bonds of narrow Christian
But no longer in Alabama, where Hill makes his home. Yes, Alabama finally decided to exit the stone age and made bestiality a misdemeanor crime in January of 2014.
limitations is manifest in a thousand new human rights discovered every day in the unfettered Leftist imagination!
Well, where’s the problem in that? Oh, I remember, you take issue with the general consensus among mainstream Christianity that human beings shouldn’t be treated like appliances or draft animals. Obviously, if the majority of human life on this planet begins to move away from the idea that some human beings should be bought and sold like used tires, there MUST be an evil, atheistic satanic conspiracy at work! You clearly believe there is something inherently wrong and dangerous with the concept of behaving in a decent manner to people who don’t exhibit carbon copies of your ideology, and that itself is worrying. But the beauty of this whole kooky “compassion” thing that some stinkin’, bearded, sandal-wearing hippie commie jew named Jesus of Nazareth (and a whole lot of other people) talked about is that if you extend compassion to others, that act melts their hatred. So maybe you just need a hug. Or a swift kick in the britches. Either way, get over yourself.
And we silly traditionalists thought those Universal Human Rights were going to end with the civil rights movement to give the darker races equality.
“Oh! Curses! We were so stupid! We thought that once th’ darkies got desegregation, they’d just go back to living like feral dogs under a freeway! It completely befuddled our dogma-addled brains that they’d want to CONTINUE to be treated like human beings!”
You have told us that all men, and all cultures, are equal.
Yes, under the law, they are. That’s the whole point of “equal rights.” It’s not to “take away” your rights, but to put it into law that certain traditions –like hunting black people for sport and the aforementioned bestiality– are no longer legally permissible acts. It’s the force of law that’s stating one person has no legal rights to dehumanize another person or a group of people. Perhaps, if you were operating under the assumption that it was your “god-given right” to enslave people, you might see this as somehow infringing on those “rights,” but one of the central tenets of the Christianity you claim to believe in is exactly that– *no one* has those rights.
Or at least men have been forced to say they believe that they are. Procrustes has nothing on you!
So, you’re comparing being legally restricted from owning another human being to the Greek bandit who broke limbs in order to make his victims fit the shape of an iron bed? This is a joke, right?
And once a man convinces himself of the rightness and goodness —and the necessity — of Equality, he will then lay down everything he values on that altar. Even to the point of destroying the future for his children and grandchildren to prove how enlightened he is. Otherwise, he could lose his job and starve to death, along with his family.
Eh?
Again, the hypocrisy of right-wingers laid bare: It’s not the fault of the meth-smoking buffoon who scrawls racist graffiti on a school, but the “nasty leftists” who made it illegal for him to do it. It’s not *his* fault he loses his job, but it’s the fault of the “nasty leftists” who made him unemployable. It’s not *his* fault that no one wants to hire an ex-felon drug addict, but the “nasty leftists” who make people feel “bad” about having someone like that on their staff. Why, just think about all of the potential brain surgeons, quantum physicists and mathematicians currently languishing in federal prison because the “nasty leftists” put them there for the trivial offense of lynching some uppity colored folks. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!
In your quest for Equality, you victorious Leftists have made it manifest in the material world. It’s not good enough to keep it in slogans — “All men are created equal.” No, it must be brought down to the material world in the form of the franchise and swag . . . and sometimes even jobs (but really cushy ones from which the unqualified employee cannot be terminated).
That horrible “All Men Are Created Equal” line was penned by Thomas Jefferson– a true son of the south. It must be an evil leftist conspiracy that keeps the aforementioned particle physicists out of that rinky-dink know-nothing “University of Virginia” that he founded too, right?
And because you don’t believe in God or sin, you have convinced the rest of us that all evil is external to man himself and can be eradicated by the right sort of education and social programs.
“Yeah! Bring back the old ways of public executions and lynchings! We swear we’re not a hate group, but it’s sure convenient that all black people are guilty of every single crime they’re accused of! That’ll show the world how civillized we are!”
So we now have the modern, post-Christian education system in all its eloquent glory – Common Core, here we come!
“Blah blah blah buzzword to show I’m not an illiterate oaf who can’t read a newspaper”
Moreover, we have the omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent Caesar/God-on-the-Potomac and its counterpart in Brussels to give us our daily bread (and other “free” stuff). Never mind that they are financially bankrupt . . .
“Blah blah blah death of the west, blah blah blah the west is decadent, blah blah blah same shit Julius Evola farted out over seventy years ago”
Speaking of all that prosperity that somehow just magically appeared (you didn’t do that yourself, as Obama reminded us)
And where did the prosperity that the antebellum south enjoyed spring up from? Oh, right! Slavery! Hey, we really ought to listen to you, since you’re clearly an expert on how prosperity materializes out of thin air.
in all those White Christian countries, you have convinced the non-White, Third World that it deserves a share of it all. Hence, you have set a devouring Free Shit Army on a worldwide march,
It’s really quite amusing when someone with absolutely zero understanding of the complex nature of global capitalism starts flapping their gums about things they apparently have no hope of being able to wrap their feeble little brains around. Migrations from poor areas to wealthier areas has occurred for millenia. This isn’t a new thing: immigrants from poorer countries aren’t flocking to “your” cities of Berlin and Stockholm because of some bizarre, innate desire to wreck things, it’s because there are *jobs* in those places where none exist in the places where the migrants originate. I should also point out that the vast majority of immigrants to places like London and Berlin are actually coming from places like Ireland and Poland– which, if you’re a true student of history, you’d know that “true southerners” like the KKK considered the Irish and Poles to be on the same level as other non-whites. So “Doctor” Hill is probably speaking from the heart when he’s talking about those nasty foreigners sullying his pure, aryan landscape– because in his drooling stupor, “Doctor” Hill doesn’t think that the Irish are white. Go figure.
destination London, Paris, Rome, Berlin, Stockholm, and all our hamlets, large and small, here in the New World.
“Our tiny little hamlets of New York and Atlanta and Dallas! Won’t someone think of these tiny little fishing villages populated by poor peasant farmers!”
You have given husky legs to Jean Raspail’s dystopian novel, Camp of the Saints, of the 1970s, just as I once told my university students that you would!
“See, I’m not a crabby, racist old man with a made up doctorate! I’m actually a PROPHET!”
You, O conquering Leftists, have Imagined!
Imagination is power! That’s why you have none!
And in doing so you’ve not only imagined away Heaven . . . and Hell, but borders as well.
I’d like to imagine away Hobby Lobby, too, but that ain’t happening…
We used to have those, and they denoted our nations’ political boundaries. To cross one without permission was an egregious violation that often led to death and war. But it also kept traditional men in their respective places, something you did not like. It gave us backward thinking Neanderthals something we could call “ours.”
Why don’t you go walk across the 38th parallel and tell me how illusory borders are. Are you really arguing *for* the expansion of war and bloodshed over arbitrary lines on a map? You know, “don’t cross this creek or else we’ll gut you like a fish?” How civilized.
So now that White countries are allowed no borders,
Ask Michael Savage about the “borderless” state of England. Those “nonexistent borders” are doing a pretty good job of keeping him and his hate speech out of Albion.
we have become little more than extended-stay motels (run of course by Indians) for the world. As the mantra says: Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, and White Countries for everyone! We have no place to call our own anymore, and if we dare claim we do we are quickly put back in our place by the usual epithet: racist, xenophobic Nazi whowantstokillsixmillionjews!
“I’m not a racist and leftists like to slander everyone with the racist brush, but ALL EXTENDED STAY MOTELS ARE RUN BY INDIANS”
And we slink back to our diminished (and still diminishing) little corners.
With defeatist rhetoric like this, no wonder the south lost the civil war.
Oh, I could go on but what’s the use.
There’s an end to this interminable slog of dime-store words and hallucinatory paranoia? End it now!
We know what you’ve done to undermine our civilization. We know the plan.
“We broke into Secret Leftist World Headquarters and stole this book called “THE PLAN”!”
But there remain a couple of questions. To be truthful,
“To be truthful, because everything I’ve ever uttered up until this point has been a bald-faced lie…”
how are you going to explain to the teeming masses for whom you have presumably created this Brave New World that it’s really not their interests that motivate you, but merely your own? And you will have to explain this selfishness when your promised Utopia fails to live up to its billing as Savior of the Downtrodden.
“See, that’s the beauty of the political ideology of the League of the South– no explanations for anybody, least of all darkies and womenfolk! If they want an explanation as to why you’re beating them, just beat ’em harder!”
And it is failing . . . and will eventually crash and burn.
“Blah blah blah more Julius Evola crap I think that will appeal to ‘th’ youth'”
But that was the plan all along, wasn’t it? It wasn’t to make a better world for the poor and disadvantaged. They are just your do-gooder foil, the mask to hide the monster. It was to satiate your misanthropic hunger, because just beneath that sanctimonious visage you are a hater of all that is truly human. Yours is the Cloward-Piven strategy on steroids for the whole world!
“See, it’s all very sneaky– we’re going to stop the slave trade, make lynching illegal, end segregated bathrooms and integrate the schools, and THEN we’re going to make it illegal to publicly execute homosexuals, and then we’re going to feed the homeless, clothe the poor, heal the sick and end the scourge of various forms of infectious diseases! Then when they’re all at a vastly higher standard of living, we’re going to encourage international diplomacy to reduce the possibility of future wars, raise wages so the income disparity between rich and poor is diminished and encourage scientific and artistic endeavours throughout all aspects of society!”
“That doesn’t sound very evil.”
“It’s not, but only delusional former professors with made-up doctorates and a chip on their shoulder the size of Gibralter will think it’s evil, so if we’re pissing those freaks off, we’ve got to be doing SOMETHING right!”
Wealth, power, and position is your game. And your end goal is the same as it was in the Garden so long ago: The Serpent wants to replace God and rule humanity.
So it’s evil to oppose slavery and lynching. Gotcha.
You are the Serpent’s offspring, the children of the Father of Lies.
“And your hair looks stupid, and your clothes don’t fit you, and you’ve got big feet, and you are a buttbrain, and you have dog breath, and…”
But you know you still have a prickly problem to face, right? Some of us will not recognize your “victory” as permanent. We will not go quietly into that night, to paraphrase one of our great poets.
Dylan Thomas? Sheesh, no WONDER you’re a FORMER professor. You claiming Dylan Thomas as one of “your” own is laughable. Dylan Thomas proclaimed himself to be a “radical socialist” and was schooled from 1933 onwards by preeminent Welsh Marxists. For all of your bitching and moaning about how “evil” it is to want to help people in need and how such “leftism” is the “devil’s work,” let’s see what else the man *YOU* just cited has to say:
“I take my stand with any revolutionary body that asserts it to be the right of all men to share, equally and impartially, every production of man… from the sources of production at man’s disposal”. Dylan Thomas, New Verse (1934).
Have you even read a single page of Dylan Thomas’ work? Maybe you’d like to revise this entire pile of gibberish to damn the man you claimed as one of your own as a demonic satanist instead of the paragon of whiteness you just so cravenly attempted to do.
We will bitterly cling to our God and our guns. We will fight back, and you know it.
“We will bravely beat our wives and abuse our children! We will heroically lynch non-whites! We will honorably brew meth in our bathrooms! We will chivalrously re-write history and appropriate individuals with political stances diametrically opposed to our own to server our narrow, racist, political fantasies!”
In fact, you knew all along that we — White men and women of European descent, the inheritors of Christendom — were your only real nemesis on this earth.
Our only nemeses are ignorance and greed, so if you’re claiming those, you’re welcome to ’em.
And you knew from the start what that meant if you were to achieve complete victory: you would have to eliminate us.
Someone cut in front of me at the Krispy Kreme! THATS WHITE GENOCIDE
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, everything with you is steeped in this histrionic “genocide” narrative, isn’t it? “They’re out to KILL US!” “They want to put us into FEMA DEATH CAMPS” “The Muslim Kenyan is going to subject you to DEATH PANELS!” “White people are being GENOCIDED!” You’d think that a group like your own that has such a colorful history of perpetrating genocides would actually know what a genocide is, but then again, this is probably why you’re a FORMER professor.
But you were not sure you could pull it off, were you? It also made you feel a little creepy and hypocritical, didn’t it? I mean, after all the whining and moaning you have done (and still do) about past examples of genocide, you really had to make us believe you were the perpetual victims, even as you sharpened your blades to eviscerate us.
It’s “whining” to own to up trying to exterminate millions of people because they weren’t born with the right amount of melanin in their skin? The only people who have this little regard for humanity are sociopaths and serial killers. Which, if you’re seriously attempting to argue for legalizing lynching, you are one.
Well, some of us are on to you and your plans. We will no longer play the game on your turf and by your rules. We will no longer succumb to White Guilt. We are throwing off your shackles. We are rising in Europe and in America. We are nationalists—French, English, Scottish, German, Danish, Swedish, and Southern, among others—and our lands and our civilizations belong to us.
You’re not a “Nationalist” then, because the “south” wasn’t “yours.” You *stole it* from the indigenous people who were here centuries before you and then you *imported people* to do the work you yourselves were too *lazy* to do. This isn’t the talk of a nationalist, it’s the bellyaching of a disaffected old man who is incapable and unwilling to accept the fact that the world evolves. If anything, you’re a failed colonialist, a fusty, moth-eaten relic of a war wherein your entire world was burned to the ground. All you can do is perpetuate a death cult that deifies men. You couch your rhetoric in the “death” of this or the “death” of that, with “dead” leaders and “dead” men– but we are the ones who are alive, and it is John Brown who is still alive in all of us.
Your universalism is doomed. And so are you.
“And you’re stupid, and your mother dresses you funny, and you fart out of your butt, and you smell, and Jimmy thinks you’re a dork, and you wet the bed, and…”
So enjoy your little short-lived triumph
The way you put it, it’s been triumph after triumph for “leftists” since the beginning of the age of enlightenment, and if you consider three hundred years to be “short-lived” I think you’ve got some serious problems with your perception of time and reality.
before the breaking wave of nationalism washes you away.
When a wave breaks, it is at its apex of coherent power, and from that point it changes into poorly-defined kinetic energy. You state that the wave of nationalism is “breaking,” meaning that the wave has already begun to deform and lose power. It follows then that this wave will rapidly dissolve and recede back into the water, its energy completely spent. I think you probably intended to call it a “rising tide,” which would probably be less embarassing for a “doctor”– and let’s be frank, you are from Alabama, so why you didn’t pick up on the “Crimson Tide” allusion is beyond me. Maybe you really don’t give a shit about the south at all.
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