In real life, i wish i was also a goat. This is because goats have 4 legs. I have 2. Both of my legs are broken. If i was a goat, i might have still had 2 legs to spare, possibly letting me walk regardless of being ran over. Sadly, this is not how life turned out for me. My legs are irreversibly damaged, to the point where i cannot walk, and i am not a goat. Sad. :(

goat bahhh

OG