A newly Woke cartoonist, a Big Brother All-Star and TV’s most delightful soccer coach are among the personalities in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.
With another seven days of television behind us, we’re looking back on the small-screen dialogue that stuck with us this week, hailing from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got memorable lines from a wide range of speakers, including a Haves and Have Nots character who just wants to be left alone, a pair of former The 100 enemies who have come a long way together, a new Lucifer mom desperate for a night on the town and a Big Brother houseguest who must have forgotten to expect the unexpected.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: a double dose of Netflix’s freshman comedy The Duchess, plus sound bites from Ted Lasso, Late Night With Seth Meyers and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
“So, Sheidheda’s alive and Madi’s in a nuclear reactor? You did good.”
“All of our friends are missing and Bellamy’s a sheep? So did you!”
Such playful banter between former enemies! Doesn’t it feel like only yesterday that Murphy (Richard Harmon) shot Raven (Lindsey Morgan) in the leg?
“I can’t help but feel like this is that moment in The Matrix: Do I take the red pill or the blue pill?…”
“I have both in my room, if you want to experiment.”
Gunther (Blake Anderson) has a pharmaceutical solution to Keef’s (Lamorne Morris) philosophical crisis
“National security experts speculate that Osama bin Laden may have communicated with terrorist associations through secret messages digitally encoded into pornographic videos. But if you want to hide something in a porn video where nobody will ever find it, just put it past the five-minute mark.”
“Hanna… Hanna… Hanna, do you not hear me talking to you?”
“Do you not see me ignoring you?”
Hanna (Crystal Fox) wants whatever’s less than nothing to do with David (Peter Parros)
“Pause. Stop. Rewind. Control-alt-delete. Shut it down! I don’t do pitch-black. I don’t do dark!”
Da’Vonne, upon finding out that the next competition would take place in the blackout-dark basement
“Every time you see a film or a TV show, you think it’s about you.”
“No, I don’t.”
“When you saw The Empire Strikes Back?”
“The identity of my father was a huge shock to me, you know that!”
Shep (Rory Keenan) brings Katherine (Katherine Ryan) back to reality after she becomes convinced that The Handmaid’s Tale is reflecting her own life
“I know you said no makeup for the wedding, but I found a YouTube tutorial that showed me how to do this. [off Katherine and Bev’s alarmed expressions] Is it OK?”
“Oh, babes. Is it a Drag Race challenge you were watching?”
Bev (Michelle de Swarte) gently informs Olive (Katy Byrne) that she went a bit heavy on the contouring
“…Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym featuring the latest workout technology — including kettlebells!”
State-of-the-art kettlebells? Keeley’s (Juno Temple) on-screen hotel guide could use an update.
“Rob, I’m so excited because after two seasons of all the thrilling extreme mini-golf, we are finally doing a primetime special.”
“Plus, ABC had a hole in their programing lineup and they needed something pretty cheap and easy to throw in there.”
Rob Riggle tells no lies!
“Hi! Longtime fan, first-time visitor…”
Ella (Aimee Garcia) launches into a cut-short spiel on how she almost acquired a habit
“Ladies, let me remind you that there is a killer here.”
“As long as that killer doesn’t cry, spit up or wet themselves, I… am… in.”
Linda (Rachael Harris) relishes a respite from newborn Charlie
I thought seeing Murphy and Raven together on The 100 was the highlight of the episode. I’m glad you highlighted it for your Quotes of the Week article! And lol your comment about Murphy shooting Raven in the leg! It has been so long I had forgotten about that.
Bit of controversial quote for the 100 from an episode that has been criticised by all fans for ruining the whole show by killing of the character deemed a “sheep” – going against 6 years of character development (check out the IMDb rating). Has CW been lobbying you in the background to reignite faith in the show and save the prequel?
You tell me.
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