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𝗪𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗜𝗳... 🧐 You’ve ever looked at your data and thought, “What now?” We’ve got answers (and no, it’s not always “use AI”). 🚀 You want to scale fast—but not break everything in the process. We’ll help you grow 𝘢𝘯𝘥 stay stable. Imagine that. 🤯 Your team says “that’s impossible,” and you think, “But is it?” Spoiler: It’s probably not. Let’s make it happen. 🛠️ You need a partner who’ll get their hands dirty, not just write reports. Because we don’t just consult; we build, test, and deliver. 😰 Your tech debt is haunting you like a ghost in a bad horror movie. We know how to exorcise legacy systems without losing your mind. If any of this sounds familiar, we should talk. At ASAO DS, we love tough challenges and delivering no-nonsense solutions that 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬. 👋 Let’s connect. Or just drop by to say hi—we won’t bite (unless you make us debug code at 2 AM).

𝗔𝗜 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀? Automate invoices? ✅ Spot trends in customer behavior? ✅ Replace bad processes? ❌ Make silly jokes in a corporate chat? ❌ Good processes > fancy tools, every time.

Fellow consultants, as the year comes to an end, remember to touch the grass, not your powerpoint templates, more often :)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞? 🤔 Let’s be honest—most corporate pages are, well… boring. We’re not Duolingo with a sassy owl, and we’re not constantly hiring. So, why follow ASAO DS? 1. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 – our corner of the corporate world could use more of it. 2. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 – we keep it practical and (occasionally) funny. 3. 𝐓𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 – because, yes, we’re up to some pretty cool things. So, if you’re into that sort of thing, stick around. If not, no hard feelings. We’ll be here, posting insights and maybe a laugh or two.

𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝘄𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 Rebels.ai! 🚀 At ASAO DS, we make data work for business—whether that means smarter decisions, new revenue streams, or unlocking hidden value. Rebels.ai goes deeper their highly technical AI and machine learning solutions. Together, we’re turning business problems into measurable wins. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻? • Rebels.ai brings the hardcore AI expertise. • We ensure you have a solid data strategy and monetisation plan. • You get a partnership that delivers high-impact solutions. We're excited to show how our partnership can transform businesses. 💫 Stay tuned 💫 #DataScience #Partnership #Innovation #Startups #Consulting 

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲? Both for us! We love working from every corner of the world as much as we love some face to face time with our clients and our colleagues. After all the virtual meetings, here's Ksenia and Daniil meeting in London for a little offline brainstorming and water cooler conversation. Sometimes, good coffee and in-person time do wonders for creativity and teamwork ☕💻 #remotework #ASAOds #london #consulting #officebuddies4life

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Have another amazing week everyone!

🎃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 (so far…) 🎃 Forget haunted houses and ghost stories—this year’s numbers are giving us the real chills. Here are the spooky stats that are keeping us up at night: 1️⃣ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬: Over 𝟏𝟑𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬 have been cut in 2024 alone. That’s a lot of talent floating around and a lot of uncertainty haunting the industry. 💼🔪 2️⃣ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐩 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬: Around 𝟓𝟎% 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐬 won’t make it past their fifth year. That’s a lot of big ideas becoming ghosts of someone's hopes and dreams. 💀 3️⃣ 𝐀̶𝐥̶𝐢̶𝐞̶𝐧̶ 𝐀𝐈 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧: In 2024, AI funding surged by 𝟓𝟗%, hitting $23.2 billion. The machines are coming for everything. Is your business ready for the takeover? 🧠💸 The future is thrilling… but also full of 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑. 😱 What numbers are haunting you this year? Let’s hear your scariest stats—if you dare… 🎃👻 #Halloween #2024 #AI #Layoffs #Tech #Data

Have a great week, everyone!