Luigi Mangione Remains Producers’ Favourite For Next Season Of ‘The Bachelor’

THE MOST eligible bachelor among the 99% of America not in the elite is being eyed for a starring role in America’s most popular reality dating institution.

Despite standing accused of murdering a health insurance CEO, Luigi Mangione has caused several dating apps to crash under the weight of women searching for any possible dating profiles he may have.

“Ok, so he can write. Good to know,” said one hopeful contestant after being asked if a potential Bachelor having a manifesto decrying the corrupt profit obsessed health insurance industry would be a red flag for her.

Offering to pay for his legal defence and even open to the idea of filming the show from prison, producers for the 28-season strong The Bachelor think they have found their man.

“If only we made it to that McDonald’s before the FBI, we would have signed him up on the stop. If you look past the usual perverse ‘hot felon’ obsession America has, I think what will really resonate with female contestants and viewers is that Luigi is passionate, knows what he wants, and clearly has good organisation skills,” said one Bachelor producer.

With the sentiments from would be female contestants vying for his affections ranging from ‘I can fix him’, ‘he doesn’t need fixing’ and ‘let’s go full Folie à Deux on these assholes together’, Magione could be the most sought after contestant ever seen in reality dating show history.

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